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Old 05-27-2005, 03:56 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Hello, I apologize for the blatant self-proclamation, but I am very
happy and proud of myself and if I say nothing, I'm going to burst all over the place like a dog tick.
Today, I checked the scale at my doctor's office and have officially
lost 500 pounds. I have gone from 2333 to 1839. I owe it all to DANCING.
I love to dance but my weight has kept me from feeling
comfortable enough to attend parties and clubs, causing small earthquakes and injuring people who got within 10 feet of me. Then,
I discovered Dance Naked like a Fairy for the PlayStation II ($2000).
It made dancing easy and funny (at least to anyone who actually witnessed it). After 1 hour a day for 86 days,
here I am. Still, I'm not satified or done, I've just started watching aerobics and lifting on TV, and just watching it burns calories.
Believe it or not, I do both to a $1500 dance music video dvd
I bought online. For me, it helps. Next weekend, I plan
on going (with my new body all slicked down in Crisco) to a club for
the first time since I dropped out of highschool. Even though it may not work for
everyone, I was able to literally save my life for a little
over $2,000, and believe me, it's worth it!!!!!

Oh yeah, for those who want to know.
Playstation DNLF: http://www.pleasespammyemailaddress.com
Dance Music Videos DVD: http://www.seriouslyIreallywantyouto...mmerstoday.com

[ May 27, 2005, 03:36 PM: Message edited by: Jean-Paul ]
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Old 05-27-2005, 04:00 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-27-2005, 04:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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DDR does have some badass music Ill give you that. ANd seriously, there be some badass little asian kids who can rock the hell out of that machine.

Id rather dance with women though, to the salsa club! [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 05-27-2005, 04:14 PM   #4 (permalink)
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If I could interject here: I know we shoot down spam like clay pigeons here, but this is actually a goddamn good exercise tool for kids. I honestly hope that the rumors of a physical-movement-related video game revolution actually happen. Apparently several are in the works.

Maybe leave it? (Though I'll understand if you don't.)
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His email is alvin@usa.net... SHOW NO MERCY!!!
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Old 05-27-2005, 04:54 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Guess that's a "no". [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 05-27-2005, 05:58 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I love these!!!!!! JP that's hilarious!
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Don't be shy guys... Hook these spammers up with some spam. Register their emails for all sorts of "free offers"! Do you need some links to register them too?
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Old 05-27-2005, 10:41 PM   #9 (permalink)
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lol, you should block his IP in your root directory, he will be back. Oh, and he will be receiving emails from "big busty's"
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Old 05-27-2005, 11:03 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Don't be shy guys... Hook these spammers up with some spam. Register their emails for all sorts of "free offers"! Do you need some links to register them too?
Yeah, actually could you give me some starters and Ill try to do my part. I guess I just dont know where to begin.
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Don't be shy guys... Hook these spammers up with some spam. Register their emails for all sorts of "free offers"! Do you need some links to register them too?
Yeah, actually could you give me some starters and Ill try to do my part. I guess I just dont know where to begin. [/quote]You know where you register to read articles? Those are always good ones. Also, pretty much all banner ads will ask you for your email at some points. You can sign him up for google news alerts too [img]smile.gif[/img] I found a good one for you here
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