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Old 06-14-2009, 02:37 AM   #1 (permalink)
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you don't know islam, if you want to know islam please visit:www.55a.netwww.islamhouse.com**some translation of The Meanings Noble Quran,The Noble Quran is book of islam:


1- In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful.
2- Praise be to Allah, Lord of the Worlds,
3- The Beneficent, the Merciful.
4 Master of the Day of Judgment,
5- Thee (alone) we worship; Thee (alone) we ask for help.
6- Show us the straight path,
7- The path of those whom Thou hast favoured; Not the (path) of those who earn Thine anger nor of those who go astray.**all translation of The Meanings Noble Quran:www.islam.tc/quran**to listen to audio quran in arabic with audio translation:http://english.islamway.com


**at last call allah ( the one, the creator,allah begetteth not, nor is He begotten) to guide you true religion, the religion is islam
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Old 06-14-2009, 08:02 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Well I'm sold - I'm going to convert right now. So glad I saw this!
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Old 06-14-2009, 10:20 AM   #3 (permalink)
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so Allah has a phone #?
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Old 06-14-2009, 12:04 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Allah has a cell phone?

I've always wanted to worship a God will a mobile device!
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Old 06-15-2009, 05:26 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Well it only makes sense. The Gods need to adopt new technology aswell. Hopefully this will make him become more avalable.
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Old 06-15-2009, 08:34 AM   #6 (permalink)
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My god has a facebook AND a myspace page. I also follow my god on twitter. My god carries a blackberry everywhere too. Your god better get with the times....JUST a cell phone? pffft! What happens if there is no cell reception on judgment day?
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Old 06-15-2009, 09:04 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Well my religion was supposed to connect directly to his landline, but I'm not sure he always answers that one.
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Old 06-15-2009, 10:44 AM   #8 (permalink)
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you don't know islam, if you want to know islam please visit:www.55a.netwww.islamhouse.com**some translation of The Meanings Noble Quran,The Noble Quran is book of islam:



1- In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful.
2- Praise be to Allah, Lord of the Worlds,
3- The Beneficent, the Merciful.
4 Master of the Day of Judgment,
5- Thee (alone) we worship; Thee (alone) we ask for help.
6- Show us the straight path,
7- The path of those whom Thou hast favoured; Not the (path) of those who earn Thine anger nor of those who go astray.**all translation of The Meanings Noble Quran:www.islam.tc/quran**to listen to audio quran in arabic with audio translation:http://english.islamway.com



**at last call allah ( the one, the creator,allah begetteth not, nor is He begotten) to guide you true religion, the religion is islam
mobile:0020175179290
just out of curiousity, what sort of service plan do you offer? are there any dead zones? I'm satisfied with my current service provider but I'd like to know more about your warantee.
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Old 06-15-2009, 11:35 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I'd like to hear this person's take on "more bars in more places"...
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