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Old 05-20-2005, 12:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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You made it another year, old man. Now you are officially "pushing 40"... How does that feel? Does the realization by itself make your bum shoulder ache? Jeez, you're almost old enough to be the target market of that book your friend wrote (You're never too old to Rock and Roll). Hee hee!

Hope you have a great one. I'll drink a low-carb beer in your honor tonight. May you get many presents and some nooky from CFO.
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Old 05-20-2005, 12:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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This is me chiming in...Happy Birthday Bill!
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Old 05-20-2005, 12:02 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Great Call JP.

Happy Birthday Bill!

I'll be having a shot for you today at 2PM!


Of Flax oil of course!
Have a great day.
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Old 05-20-2005, 12:07 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I'll do a REAL shot for you tonight Bill - happy b-day

and I thought you were a hvyw8 Newlife... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 05-20-2005, 12:09 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday smart guy!
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Old 05-20-2005, 12:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday, brother. Firty, huh? Damn, that's OLD! Some other signs....


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1. You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.

2. Your back....errrr, shoulder...goes out more than you do.

3. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

4. You buy a compass for the dash of your car/truck.

5. You are proud of your lawn mower.

6. Your best friend is dating someone half their age, and isn't breaking any laws.

7. Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

8. You sing along with the elevator music...and it's Van Halen Muzak.

9. You would rather go to work than stay home sick.

10. You enjoy hearing about other people's (read as: Bond's) operations.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. JP calls at 9:00 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"

13. You answer a question with, "Because I said so."

14. You send money to PBS.

15. The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants....You don't have to worry about this one!!! Good for you!

16. You take a metal detector to the beach.

17. You know what the word "equity" means.

18. You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.

19. Your ears are hairier than your head.

20. You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

21. You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

22. You got cable for The Weather Channel.

23. You can go bowling without drinking.

24. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

25. People post this list in your birthday thread.
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Old 05-20-2005, 12:42 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Bill: Happy B-Day!!!
Fish: ROFFLMFAO!!!!
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Old 05-20-2005, 12:46 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday, brother. Firty, huh? Damn, that's OLD!
No, he's pushing 40. That means he still has one more year to go. Don't age the poor old man any more than he already is!
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Wow, JP....You really filled out. Nice Avitar.
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Happy Birthday, brother. Firty, huh? Damn, that's OLD!
No, he's pushing 40. That means he still has one more year to go. Don't age the poor old man any more than he already is! [/quote]Oh bother...I think that's why Fishr typed "FIRTY", It's kind of a cross between Th(irty) and (F)orty.....

WAKE UP, JP!!!
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Old 05-20-2005, 01:36 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday Bill, (from rev)! I wish we could pay you back in gifts from all the help you've given us all over the year(s) but the info you've given us is priceless! With this in mind...all I have to give is my soul!

I see next retreat's slogan already, "I sold my soul to Bill Hartman".

Happy Birthday stud.
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Old 05-20-2005, 01:42 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday!

Although I have never needed your help, I am sure one day I will! So, thanks for being a part of this community!

Have a great day, and don't train to hard to celebrate!

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Old 05-20-2005, 01:52 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday Bill!

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Old 05-20-2005, 01:54 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday!!!

Ps It's Bipennate's B'day too!!(was there a black out 9months and x years ago?)
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Jack Benny was 39 for several decades.
Anyone remember, Jack Benny?
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Anyone?
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Oh, Fu(k it. Happy Birthday, Bill.

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Jack Benny was 39 for several decades.
Anyone remember, Jack Benny?
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Anyone?
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Oh, Fu(k it. Happy Birthday, Bill.

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Yeah! I remember him. Wasn't he that violin playing mouse who was a close cousin to Jerry from the "Tom & Jerry" cartoons I watched when I was but a wee tot???

heheheheheheheheeh

Um..seriously, though..I'm sure that I only caught re-runs, but I will admit that I do remember him, in real life that is.
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Old 05-20-2005, 04:45 PM   #17 (permalink)
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12. JP calls at 9:00 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
LMAO because I've done that TO JP.

Happy Birthday Mr. Hartman!
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Old 05-20-2005, 04:56 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday Mr. Hartman.
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