Free issue of Men's Health Muscle....or so I thought

[coalminer]

So I come home from work the other night and have a special collectors edition of men's health muscle in the mail. Cool, I thought, just glancing at it. Later when I looked through it I saw in the fine print that it was an advertisement for muscletech products, not that it wasn't apparent from the ads.

My favorite article was the one on how to add 1 inch to your arms in 24 hours!!

Does anyone know if I can apply this technique to other body parts and get my workouts down to about 12 per year?

[Jean-Paul]

Yeah, that stupid arm routine only gave me 3/4's of an inch in 24 hours... Damn fraud. Only problem is that I didn't know when to stop and now I can't stop the expansion of my guns! It's now been three weeks, and look at the results:

[chris_f]

ummm JP... that photo has been photoshopped right? Those arms are sick, and i don't mean in a good way!

[gregl515]

What happened to your hair!

[FishrCutB8]

with all that vitamin s, he's going to need to worry about adding inches someplace else.....

[Lou Schuler]

Coalminer, what are you talking about? MuscleTech sent you a copy of Men's Health Muscle? Or they included parts of MHM in a direct-mail ad package? The only add-an-inch-to-your-arms-in-one-day article I know of was in Muscle & Fitness, and it was (based on the 5-second glance I gave it) something like Poliquin's old piece from T-mag.

Please elaborate.

[Jean-Paul]

Originally posted by gregl515:
What happened to your hair!

Well, you see, I have been taking 300 mg of anadrol 50 per day, 1,000 ml of Deca Durabolin per week, and injecting a full gallon of synthol into my arms each week... Contrary to popular belief though, its not the steroids directly that causes the hair loss. I pulled it all out in big patches having anxiety attacks from all the gear in my system. That and the fact that I am a professional break-dancer ... Not easy on the ole follicles, if you know what I mean. You think the arms are impressive... You should see what synthol did for my unit! Sadly I can't really use it though.

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[coalminer]

Lou - No, they did not send me a free copy of Men's Health Muscle (good job on it by the way), it was an advertisement that had the title Men's Health Muscle and weight loss, but the MHM part was in big letters in the same print that Men's Health uses, the rest was in smaller print.

I had just got a kick out of the fact that they fooled me at first glance. Sorry about any confusion from my post.

[russ]

Originally posted by Jean-Paul:
Yeah, that stupid arm routine only gave me 3/4's of an inch in 24 hours... Damn fraud. Only problem is that I didn't know when to stop and now I can't stop the expansion of my guns! It's now been three weeks, and look at the results

Must be tough for him to buy suits off the rack [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Lou Schuler]

I think he is the rack!

[russ]

Originally posted by Lou Schuler:
I think he is the rack!

I gather he owes his success to the first issue of MH Muscle [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[poopy pants]

Originally posted by russ:

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Originally posted by Lou Schuler:
I think he is the rack!

I gather he owes his success to the first issue of MH Muscle [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/quote]I heard he started with TAP. At least that's what he said when he was on Leno. He's only about 5'8" by the way.

[russ]

[quote]Originally posted by Tony Soprano:

He's only about 5'8" by the way.

Is that his arm circumferemce?

[poopy pants]

Is that his arm circumferemce?

Radius.