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Old 04-27-2009, 01:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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There once was a man from Nantucket

Who wanted to work out and then said "fuck it"

He had no plan

Became a fat man

And then he died in a bucket
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Old 04-27-2009, 02:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 04-28-2009, 08:19 AM   #3 (permalink)
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There once was a man from Nantucket

Who wanted to work out and then said "fuck it"

He had no plan

Became a fat man

And then he died in a bucket
you have issues seek help !
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Old 04-28-2009, 08:26 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I've never been myself, but from what I can tell from what I have heard of the people from there, Nantucket must be one of the cruder corners of the earth.
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Old 04-28-2009, 08:50 AM   #5 (permalink)
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There once was a man from Nantucket

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And then he died in a bucket
Well put.
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Old 04-28-2009, 09:39 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Tried to log on from two computers and got a message that my credentials were not valid for this site. What credentials do I need? Oh, I forgot, I have to log in as Temp-Mahler, don't I?

Actually had to google the site and come in the back door. What the hell happened while I was away?
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Old 04-28-2009, 09:53 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Just JP F'ing with you again, John
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Old 04-28-2009, 09:56 AM   #8 (permalink)
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No motivator for you.

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Old 04-28-2009, 10:36 AM   #9 (permalink)
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...and come in the back door.
TMI, John. TMI.

(P.S. just fess up that your dialup timed out while logging in)
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Old 04-28-2009, 01:41 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Dial up has nothing to do with it. I get to all my other favorite sites. Maybe this one isn't so favorite anymore.
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