Bill's itinerary...
Wake my ass up at 4 am to make the only affordable early flight to La La Land.
Meet Dos' at LAX (it's been 13 years since I've been to SoCal...is it still there?)...I'm assuming he'll be the huge guy standing outside the airport.
Find my way to Santa Clarita's Number One Sports Training Facility...
http://www.results-fitness.com/
Frantically write confusing notes while Tom Incledon speaks
Try to stay one "diet coke" behind the top strength and conditioning professionals at the "Sports Training Summit, Part 1"
Wake up at 4 am (Bill Standard time) and pretend I'm not jet lagged. Tom will be another additional hour off (EST)!!
Take copious notes all day Saturday...then survive part 2 of the "Sports Training Summit"
We get to watch the Roy Jones fight? Great...I'll sleep when I'm dead.
Wake early again...play student most likely writing with both hands.
Present on the athletic approach to golf conditioning (hopefully no one will fall asleep)...there will be no swiss balls (well actually there is one??!!!!

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Try not to get too drunk and miss my flight home...the red-eye (I have to be back early in the morning for a radio interview

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Sleep for 2 days. Then bask in my newfound knowledge from the Cougar Strength Clinic.
If the spirit moves me, I'll post an unbiased review of the weekend.
Bill