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03-17-2008, 08:03 AM
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supermoderating hos
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Ninja's Monday Morning Replacement Motivator #5
Lifting is like farting. Everyone should do it, it feels good, and afterwards you stink.
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03-17-2008, 08:14 AM
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Hiro Protagonist
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I would have gone with sex instead of farting, but I understand why you'd stick with what you know.
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03-17-2008, 08:19 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RedLefty
I would have gone with sex instead of farting, but I understand why you'd stick with what you know.
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OH SNAP!!!!!!1113325!%$^@#@$#@!$# @!$#@!$oneoneone#@$%!@1111
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03-17-2008, 08:48 AM
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supermoderating hos
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RedLefty
I would have gone with sex instead of farting, but I understand why you'd stick with what you know.
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Sex--from what I've heard--seems too much like an actual workout.
Very rarely do farts seem like a workout.
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03-17-2008, 09:21 AM
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Ben. Just Ben.
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In either case, just don't push too hard.
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03-17-2008, 01:51 PM
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Luv'n Lift'n
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ROTFLMAO!!! Why oh WHY do I open these threads.
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03-17-2008, 01:56 PM
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supermoderating hos
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kfisherx
ROTFLMAO!!! Why oh WHY do I open these threads.
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I must admit, replacement motivator #4 will not ever be topped.
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Jesus and I both came back on a Sunday
"If you can't have a photo with the real thing, you can always fantasize with a cardboard cutout."
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03-17-2008, 02:09 PM
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Luv'n Lift'n
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OMFG!!! I am in tears laughing at work. Does it get any better on a Monday?  |
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03-17-2008, 10:30 PM
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I think, therefore I post
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Dang... I miss Mahler. Hurry home, John!!!
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03-17-2008, 10:44 PM
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supermoderating hos
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jean-Paul
Dang... I miss Mahler. Hurry home, John!!!
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you're spoiled. 
(and thanks kx, I enjoyed making the barbaro poem)
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Jesus and I both came back on a Sunday
"If you can't have a photo with the real thing, you can always fantasize with a cardboard cutout."
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03-18-2008, 05:36 AM
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OMG Its a workout!
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Ninja
You are funny
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03-18-2008, 07:00 AM
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Clubhouse Bouncer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SpacecityPaula
Ninja
You are funny
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Please do not feed his ego. 
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03-18-2008, 07:05 AM
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On the manga bandwagon
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SpacecityPaula
Ninja
You are funny
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Yeah, he is, but looks aren't everything.
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03-18-2008, 11:55 AM
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Zamboni Extraordinaire
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ninja
Very rarely do farts seem like a workout.
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If you've ever gone through a true bulking phase, then I'd bet you would disagree with that statement. All that protein.....man, some morning are VICIOUS!" |
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03-18-2008, 01:58 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2008
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Wow, I missed this yesterday. Thanks for the motivator!
Brent
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03-19-2008, 12:33 PM
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Prime Motivator
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Thanks for filling in, Nick. I think.
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03-19-2008, 01:32 PM
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Plaid Shorts Rule!
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You're getting weirder by the day, Nick. 
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