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Old 05-05-2005, 02:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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JP needs your help! He needs a slogan for the t-shirt for this year's retreat. The contest is open to all forumites, even those slackers who aren't attending the retreat. [img]smile.gif[/img]

The winner will get the satisfication of knowing they came up with the sharpest phrase - the one that will symbolize the 2005 Retreat for decades to come. Their words will also be read in gyms across the country when retreat partcipants proudly wear their shirts while working out.

The slogan should be short and sweet, have a message/point, and be able to fit on a t-shirt. It can be profound, serious, motivational, or funny. Whatever catches JP's fancy will be chosen.

Deadline is tomorrow (Friday) morning, May 6th.

So let's hear it all you creative and marketing types. "The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right and who is dead."
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Old 05-05-2005, 02:41 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Either a:

"I had to pay twice as much attention, 'cause Irishdazza couldn't be here!!

Or b:

"A Little Learning, for A Bigger Guy
JP's Retreat, Littlerock 2005""
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Old 05-05-2005, 02:41 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 05-05-2005, 02:44 PM   #4 (permalink)
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"JP's Outlaw Fitness Retreat 2005" <--playing off of Chad Waterbury being the main guest.
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Old 05-05-2005, 02:45 PM   #5 (permalink)
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We Know Squat

Retreat 2005: Advancing Fitness

If You Only Bench Press, You Don't Know Squat

Stop Curling in My Squat Cage!

Squatting: Not Just for the Bathroom

Lifters Do It Repetitively

Deads Men's Party

Getting Bigger, Faster, and Stronger

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Old 05-05-2005, 02:47 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Oohhh, the pump room. I'm not going to be able to lift there anymore this semester.

How's this:

"We don't curl in the squat rack"

EDIT: DAMMIT K. I HATE CROSS POSTING.
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Old 05-05-2005, 02:57 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Who said size doesn't matter?

Or Simply:

Size does matter!
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Old 05-05-2005, 03:05 PM   #8 (permalink)
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We Came, We Learned, We Lifted.
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Old 05-05-2005, 03:08 PM   #9 (permalink)
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There's something sexy about squatting

Move out of the rack, I need to do my big boy lifts

Chicken legs are for eating; not for running

I survived squatting on a swiss ball

I dream about lifting and women; in that order
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Old 05-05-2005, 03:18 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Leave your manbag at home, this ain't gonna be pretty.

No Manbags Allowed!!

or

"See JP's manbag.
See Danny shit in JP's manbag.
Shit Danny, Shit."
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Old 05-05-2005, 03:18 PM   #11 (permalink)
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"Move out of the rack, I need to do my big boy lifts"

Awesome!!!
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Old 05-05-2005, 03:20 PM   #12 (permalink)
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"Leave your Swiss Balls at Home - JP Fitness Retreat 2005"
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Old 05-05-2005, 03:35 PM   #14 (permalink)
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How about

JP's Fitness
Big Business

With a cartoon pic of a rather large lifter
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Old 05-05-2005, 03:53 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 05-05-2005, 03:57 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I attended the JP Fitness retreat, and I am so hot!

JP fitness retreat 2005: Mind and Muscle -*or*- Brains and Brawn

2005 JP Fitness Retreat: Where Champions are Made

Truth, Justice and the American Whey

2005 JP Fitness Retreat: Where Muscle is Built on Knowledge

Breaking the stereotype of the 'Dumb Jock,' one retreat at a time!

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Good one RL! Brothers in Iron is perfect, unless that name was trademarked by Dave, the creator of the site (don't think it was).
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Front:

JP's Fitness Retreat 2005
Little Rock, Arkansas

Back:

Swissball squatting at it's finest!
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Old 05-05-2005, 04:31 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Move out of the rack, I need to do my big boy lifts the best.
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Old 05-05-2005, 04:36 PM   #22 (permalink)
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We came to little rock arkansas to lift,eat,drink, share ideas, to learn and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.


or how about jpfitness retreat 2005.
yall go to hell! i'm going to little rock
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Just put 'Chicks Dig Me' on the back
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Old 05-05-2005, 05:10 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by hard_rox:
Leave your manbag at home, this ain't gonna be pretty.

No Manbags Allowed!!

or

"See JP's manbag.
See Danny shit in JP's manbag.
Shit Danny, Shit."
OH MY GOD!!! I just about peed my pants when I read that one!
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Old 05-05-2005, 05:13 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I like brothers in Iron. I also like "No curling in the squat rack", and "we came. We learned. We lifted." I think I am leaning toward "no curling in the squat rack!" I had toyed with some funny line about "penis lines", but since we would be the only ones who get it I didn't want us to not be able to wear the shirt in public.
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you were had if you didn't hear Chad.
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Old 05-05-2005, 06:24 PM   #27 (permalink)
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JP Fitness Retreat III...all this testosterone and we still can't think of anything more masculine than the word "retreat"

JP Fitness Men's Fitness Retreat...No women allowed...unless you're naked of course

Really wish I could join you this year, enjoy.

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Old 05-05-2005, 06:44 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Do you think:
"JP's 2005 Men's Fitness Retreat: All Muscles, No Clams" is too racy?
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH - This totally gets my vote.

Also runner up goes to this one:

Quote:
JP Fitness Retreat III...all this testosterone and we still can't think of anything more masculine than the word "retreat"
Because seriously, retreat?

Hahahahaha


whew

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I like "JP Fitness Retreat III...all this testosterone and we still can't think of anything more masculine than the word "retreat"

Other votes go to:

"I met up with a bunch of guys in Arkansas, we stayed together in a hotel and then sweated all weekend, but it's not what you think."

"We Came, We Learned, We Lifted."

And how about Danny's sig line: "Limitations are for people who have them." hmmmmmmmmm
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