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Old 08-24-2007, 07:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Sorry for the caps, but i just can't contain my excitement.

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8/24/2007 1:54:57 PM - Peter Privon Jim ...

I was in the gym today training and when I headed over to a bench it still had weight on the bar. I wasnt sure if it was being used so I asked the guy who was at the preacher curl station intensely watching his biceps while doing DB preacher curls and he said "Oh yeah ... I'm done with it." He also left a bar loaded with weight in one of the power racks that I imagine he was using for shrugs. After he was finished with his DB preacher curls he set his weight on the ground and then just walked off never to return. I wanted to go up to him and either

A. Kick his ass for being a punk and leaving shit around the weight room or

B. Ask him for his cell phone and say "I want to call your mom so she can come clean up after you."

Right after this episode a thought suddenly came into my mind ... WWJD (What would Jim Do) ...

Peter,
Interesting dilemma. And this is the 2nd time I got the WWJD reference today. One via email and one on the EFS Q/A.

Both scenarios would certainly work, but a true WWJD would involve me crapping in his workout bag.

But since many people suffer from Poopinbagaphobia, I would recommend picking your nose and getting some sort of crustation out of it and giving him a big slap on the back (thus transferring ownership of booger to him) and congratulate him on being so strong, big, etc.

This is good for laughing at for years to come.

ummmmm... where's danny?
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Old 08-24-2007, 08:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ah, a man after Danny's spirit. You should have seen what I gave Danny at this last summit in fact!
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ummmm..... do i really want to know? ha
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Ah, a man after Danny's spirit. You should have seen what I gave Danny at this last summit in fact!
The "gift" was in the gym bag!

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