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Old 01-22-2004, 12:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
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This may seem like a ridicoulus question but Im throwing it out. This is a question to males.Im a 20 year old guy who works out. I just want to know, since working out the body strengthens it and makes it grow bigger, does it do the same for another certian organ? I wonder if the increase in muscle and health would increase blood flow to the area. If you havent figured out what Im talking about yet, Im refering to the muscle in the pantz that is most enjoyable to use. Any feedback?
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Old 01-22-2004, 07:10 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 01-22-2004, 08:12 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Let me see if I can help...

Your best bet is to hang a weight from it each night before bed for 20-60 minutes. This will increase the extensibility of the corpus spongiosum prior to nocturnal erections experienced while you sleep which will, in turn, stretch the tissues internally.

Start with light dumbbells and work up to heavy kettlebells (up to 40 kg.) over several weeks increasing time as tolerated. The kettlebells provide a more effective pull because of their thick handles and unique shape (See Mahler and Tsatsuoline, 2003). The Russians have used them for many decades, so you know it must be an effective treatment.

Based on the current literature and some Russian translations from the late 60's and early 70's (See Sportivny Press) acquired after the fall of the Berlin Wall, there does appear to be a limit of increase based on initial size and tissue type. The best indication of maximum size acquisition appears to be related to color believe it or not.

The proper sequence appears to be a color change from red, to dark red, to purple (indigo per the literature), and then black. Once black is attained, you've reached maximum length. Continuing beyond the final stages as indicated may cause accidental amputation which so far has been shown to be irreverseable except for several cases (See Bobbit et. al. 1996).

Keep in mind as with any training method, there are inherent risks. The primary risks appears to be an associated loss of girth as length increases and complete loss of function. However, this stage has been shown to be an effective measure in such cases of selecting an appropriate width of pasta for protein + carbohydrate meals.

As a side note, once you attain the ability to withstand the 40 Kg. kettlebell you may want to consider contacting Jim Rose for future employment.

Hope that helps.

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Old 01-22-2004, 09:18 AM   #4 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG!!!!!! Hartman, you kill me!
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Old 01-22-2004, 12:31 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Please for the love of God, just give the guy a straight answer =). The answer is no. The penis is not a muscle and thus does not experience the same "hypertrophy" adapations as muscle. As well, the increase in heart rate during non-sexual activity doesn't mean that the blood circulation in your penis is any higher or lower than it normally is--though, it is likely, in fact, lower.
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OMG Bill. I am LMAO. Thanks. I needed a good laugh today.
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Old 01-22-2004, 03:52 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Bill...if you are giving out the advise here for free...why all the spam in my inbox...I can see Gold's setting up a couple of private booths for this workout right next to the shooting gallery....Maybe our friend might try some of Ronnie's muscle enhancing [img]tongue.gif[/img] vitamin shots.
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As well, the increase in heart rate during non-sexual activity doesn't mean that the blood circulation in your penis is any higher or lower than it normally is--though, it is likely, in fact, lower.
Bryan, I'm having trouble parsing this sentence...the "doesn't mean that" and "likely, in fact" kind of squabble among themselves.

I did think Bill's reply was very funny. But I also think you're right: give young guys a chance to ask dumb questions. When I was teaching, I always felt that supposedly dumb questions were great.

Spelling pants as pantz...????

But just let me throw this variation out.

Is there any relationship between the gym and the bedroom? (And I don't mean that the gym and the bedroom are 3.46 km apart.)
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Is there any relationship between the gym and the bedroom?
But of course monsieur! Both is ze good place to practice ze gymnastiques. Or if one is so inclined to combine them, as JP or his many studly trainers have many times in the JPfitness palace, then we may find true zen.

Seriously folks, when one feels good one performs better. A boost in self confidence never hurt either (or a confident booty for that matter).
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Old 01-22-2004, 11:16 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Thank you for your great insight on this topic. I appreciate your sense of humour.
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