My gym doesn't seem to have an apparatus with which I can perform reverse hyperextension. What's a good alternative exercise?
Would you like to know how to get in an absolutely killer weight training workout? Waste 10 minutes of your precious time searching for the plates you want because no one in your gym reracks their weights and get so completely irritated that you take it upon yourself to do the job of the people who supposedly work there and rerack just about every random weight left on every apparatus and around every stinking bench in the gym.
Thank you.
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Instead of finding a substitute exercise, you could improvise and find a way to do the reverse hyper with what you have.
You can do them backwards on the back extension machine. You can mount the 45 degree back extension upside down. Your hands go where your feet go, and your legs go where your head should be. Place the hip pad under your lower spine in a position that is comfortable and allows free movement of your legs. Instead of raising and lowering your upper torso, you lower and raise your legs.
You've got to work on your rants... Pathetic. Have you been microwaving your foods in plastic again?
Heh. Normally when I rant, it's filled with profanity. However, I was recently questioned by a colleague as to why I curse so much.
I've made a point to never curse in front of my kids, but it looks like I haven't reduced my total cursing quota for a day. I just moved it all to my work hours. So I'm trying to quit altogether.
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"Why do I keep going to the gym? Because I have cultivated this inner psychotic voice that laughs at me and the end of each and every set. It tells me I'm weak. It tells me I'm soft. It tells me I've been weak and soft all my life. And after it berates me for a good 60 seconds, I tell the voice to get bent because I'm busy getting stronger." - Me, in response to a co-worker asking me why I keep dragging myself to the gym
Instead of finding a substitute exercise, you could improvise and find a way to do the reverse hyper with what you have.
You can do them backwards on the back extension machine. You can mount the 45 degree back extension upside down. Your hands go where your feet go, and your legs go where your head should be. Place the hip pad under your lower spine in a position that is comfortable and allows free movement of your legs. Instead of raising and lowering your upper torso, you lower and raise your legs.
Thanks for the great suggestions, Lisa. There is one back extension apparatus, so I'll give that a try.
Plus, that picture above is awesome. I told my wife she has to start doing that exercise immediately. Preferrably while I watch.
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"Why do I keep going to the gym? Because I have cultivated this inner psychotic voice that laughs at me and the end of each and every set. It tells me I'm weak. It tells me I'm soft. It tells me I've been weak and soft all my life. And after it berates me for a good 60 seconds, I tell the voice to get bent because I'm busy getting stronger." - Me, in response to a co-worker asking me why I keep dragging myself to the gym
That is a good idea for a substitute reverse hyper. I've wanted to use that machine for so damn long, but no freakin gym's have 'em. It sucks. My gym doesn't even have a GHR, so I do a modified version on the lat pulldown machine, hooking my feet under the pads where your knees go, that's about the closest I get to ever using a machine in the gym. God I can't wait to own my own gym (If that's what I choose to do), monolifts, GHR's, and reverse hypers galore!! But I will have a smith machine by the front door to be used a coat rack, the only thing it is good for.
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