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Old 12-05-2004, 07:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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[img]smile.gif[/img] Good day my dear friends,

Greetings of peace!! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Is it hard for you to quit jerking off?? You wouldn’t come into your head a yank like a miracle!!

Now, this is the time for you to quit jerking off while you masturbate. NOJRQ replace a satisfaction of a big "O". Not a replacement for pullin' it, but a masturbation cessation aid. It is similar to regular masturbation with anal beads and some KY Jelly.

Unconditionally, you have to quit beating it if you start to use the NOJRQ insert, because its sonic vibration makes your prostate stand up and say MAMA! Then a squirt of hydrocloric acid will permanently destroy your urge.

In just seven (7) days you can feel the success of Quit yanking!!! I'm a complete idiot who likes to spam where I'm not welcome, and I like to dress up in women's underwear and dance like Michael Jackson in front of a mirror. I really wish I was a girl.

Thank you.. [img]smile.gif[/img]

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Old 12-05-2004, 07:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 12-06-2004, 01:09 AM   #3 (permalink)
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NOSMOQ or No Oral, Suck Myself Off Quick! is the ultimate substitute for the smoker with an oral fixation. Developed by famed wight lifter and movie star, Ron Jeremy, this system is guarenteed to turn of the oral fixation that leads many men to smoke.

Whenever you feel the urge to smoke, just use the clinically test Ron Jeremy Method. It is 100% guarenteed!
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Old 12-18-2004, 01:51 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I love the, umm... "English" in that post!
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Old 12-18-2004, 06:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I say we launch a DOS (Denile of Service) attack on their website. Just kidding of course.

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Old 12-19-2004, 08:45 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I can't wait to try this product! Yeah, that english sucks pretty badly. Hard to even edit it creatively!
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Old 12-19-2004, 08:53 PM   #7 (permalink)
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What a turkey! That hydrochloric acid trick never works! What a a load of crap!
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Now, this is the time for you to quit jerking off while you masturbate
How does one separate jerking off from masturbating?

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Old 12-20-2004, 06:52 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Wow, I think I really need this stuff...
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Great product--you can't beat it!
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I love the, umm... "English" in that post!
English? We don't need no stinkin' English.

Gee, I was googling to try to translate and NOW you tell me it was ENGLISH?

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Now, this is the time for you to quit jerking off while you masturbate
How does one separate jerking off from masturbating?

[img]tongue.gif[/img] [/quote]Veeeeeery carefully... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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