Every fitness product needs a passionate user testimonial... so here's mine.
I had tried every way imaginable to boost my squat numbers. I tried pills, potions, diet, exercise, John Basedow videos... but nothing seemed to work. I had been stuck in my progress for 2 whole weeks!
Well today at the gym I was listening to The JP Roundtable on The Fitcast, and that all changed. In fact, I was so inspired that I hit several new PR's!!!
My previous 1RM was 205 lbs, and today I breezed through 215 lbs for 2 reps! And that was after a 3x6 @ 185 lbs and 1x5 @ 195 lbs. Old women swooned (it was a YMCA, after all...), and grown men cried (it was a YMCA, after all...) as they were inspired by my sheer determination and iron will. Little did they know on my iPod I had three special maestros conducting my symphony of physical achievement--Kevin "SodaPopInski" Larabee, John "Tony HawK" Williams, and Monsieur Jean Paul.
If it can work for me, then you bet it can work for you! Thanks Fitcast!
**Note: Actual results may vary by up to 73%
__________________ You're not the only one improving yourself... I worked out with a dumbbell today -- I feel vigorous!!!
---Frank Costanza
Last edited by milkman21 : 06-26-2006 at 02:57 PM.
Thanks for that testimonial. If you liked what you got in that one little show for free, for a small fee of $599 (per month) you can get 24 hours of motivation from endless audio streams of JP screaming motivation words like, "EXPLODE" and "PUSH IT!" .This helps both in the gym AND on the toilet BTW. Just the sound of JP's voice singing the alphabet would do it, but with his motivational magic series you'll be squatting 1000 within one month!
Yes, we have them seperated out into several categories. We have the workout category which you are all now familiar with, and are no doubt furiously filling out your application to downlaod, and I also mentioned that we have a bathroom edition (especially popular with people doing high protein diets or men over 50 who hate prunes), but you might also check into our "Bedroom assistant", and we're putting the final touches on the "Ran out of gas three blocks from the service station" edition.
If you buy all 4 packages, instead of paying $2396 (per month) you can get a 2.4% discount! Don't wait, subscribe today! This discount is only available for the next 5 minutes. Due to call volume you may have trouble getting through. Our rates are getting ready to skyrocket so act now!
Will it be Dr. John or Kevin getting all oiled up for the info-mercials?
Basedow-style...yea!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Two Bears Dadda? Two Bears Benno, just two. ______________________________ ___________
There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
Every fitness product needs a passionate user testimonial... so here's mine.
I had tried every way imaginable to boost my squat numbers. I tried pills, potions, diet, exercise, John Basedow videos... but nothing seemed to work. I had been stuck in my progress for 2 whole weeks!
Well today at the gym I was listening to The JP Roundtable on The Fitcast, and that all changed. In fact, I was so inspired that I hit several new PR's!!!
My previous 1RM was 205 lbs, and today I breezed through 215 lbs for 2 reps! And that was after a 3x6 @ 185 lbs and 1x5 @ 195 lbs. Old women swooned (it was a YMCA, after all...), and grown men cried (it was a YMCA, after all...) as they were inspired by my sheer determination and iron will. Little did they know on my iPod I had three special maestros conducting my symphony of physical achievement--Kevin "SodaPopInski" Larabee, John "Tony HawK" Williams, and Monsieur Jean Paul.
If it can work for me, then you bet it can work for you! Thanks Fitcast!