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Old 03-25-2005, 04:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Hey guys, I just finished one year using the abs shocker and my abs look awesome. It's the best investment that I have ever made!!!

It's really effortless. I just place the best around my weight and it sends electric pulses through my stomach and shocks the fat away. I use it mostly when I watch tv. I highly recommend it to everyone.


Oh, but be sure to read the instructions carefully and do everyhting that it tells you or it won't work!!
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Old 03-25-2005, 04:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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If you weren't here already with some posts to your name, I would have deleted this as spam. But seeing as how you've been here for a few months (albeit with few posts) and how there is no link, I guess this post stays.

Now: 'shocking the fat away'? You've got to be kidding. I'll leave the ripping and explication regarding spot toning to everyone else.
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Old 03-25-2005, 04:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
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It's already been proven that the abtronic and all that crap doesn't work, this one is no different. Your investment, I'm sorry to tell you, was in nothing more than a tummy massager.
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Old 03-25-2005, 04:55 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Nope, this isn't spam. I just wanted to share my experience.
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Old 03-25-2005, 04:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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What was your exercise and nutrition plan during this time?
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Old 03-25-2005, 05:12 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Well let's see. I did the BOM advanced, and HST for workouts. I followed a lot of JB's eating recomendations.

The instructions told me to have a normal workout program and healthy eating.
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Old 03-25-2005, 05:15 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Ok... do you think it's possible that those professionally designed routines and diet guidelines could be more responisible for your abs than the electro-belt thing? If I had to bet, I'd bet on THAT.

And if you really do think it was the belt, why? Is there any way to tell the difference?
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Old 03-25-2005, 05:38 PM   #8 (permalink)
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To follow up on what RH said, it's is kind of like those Basedow commercials for 'Fitness Made Simple' that said 'give me 90 minutes a day, 5 days a week, and you'll get in shape." Hell, give me 90 mins a day and I'll get most people in shape.

More than likely, following Berardi's guidelines while working out gave you the abs. Congrats - to celebrate, you might want to throw the electo-belt away (or just put it in the closet). [img]smile.gif[/img]
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The instructions told me to have a normal workout program and healthy eating.
this is an early april fools joke, isn't it?
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i bet it works as well as this.
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Old 03-25-2005, 07:09 PM   #11 (permalink)
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hey guys wake up he's kidding

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lol...nice jax...its funny...people thinks that works...
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Old 03-26-2005, 07:06 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 03-26-2005, 09:14 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Hahaha. [img]smile.gif[/img] Good luck getting anybody to take anything you say seriously now though.


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Good one!
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Hey, next time Fender wants to build up another part of his body, lets all recommend the ab belt!
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Old 03-27-2005, 10:40 PM   #17 (permalink)
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HAHA yeah tell him to use the ab belt on the forearms.
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