So tired of him....I didn't know. Hey Barry! Everyone else did.
Here's some hints (with a Jeff Foxworthy voice, if you like):
If your face blows up like a balloon,chances are, you're on steroids.
If you kill a dog because you get a paper cut, chances are, you're on steroids.
If you have zits all over your back, chances are, you're on steroids.
If you gain 35 pounds of "pure muscle" as ypou approach 40, chances are, you're on steroids.
If you are hitting more home runs as you get older, chances are, you're on steroids.
If you go to a place that is busted for steroids, and they've given you a "special cream" but won't tell you what's in it, chances are, you're on steroids.
If everybody in the world thinks you're on steroids, and you're not sure, chances are, you're on steroids.
If you get "special treatments" from a place where every other athlete who got "special treatments" was on steroids, chances are, you're on steroids.
If you're a multi-million dollar athlete who has no clue what he is putting into his body, , chances are, you're on steroids....and really, really stupid.
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