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01-14-2009, 05:37 PM
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The OFFICIAL 2009 Let's talk NA$CAR thread
Well, it's going to be a slow off season with no testing at Daytona. So let's be like NA$CAR and drum up some artificial hype about the season.
Who's your favorite and what will he do this year?
What other questions do you have?
Will Johnson * gag * repeat for a fourth Cup?
Is Jeffipoo really the father of that kid?
I wonder if all the 'big' changes have been decided?
What lap will Tony Stewart hit the wall during the running of the 500?
Will Dale Jr. finally live up to the hype?
Ok, some of those are made up.
Lots of team\driver changes so far. I really didn't see this one coming.
http://www.thatsracin.com/topstories/story/21715.html
Ladies and Gentlemen, start your engines.
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01-14-2009, 05:50 PM
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Bobby Labonte has driven four car makes (well, will have once the green flag drops on 09) since 2002.
Yikes.
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01-24-2009, 10:20 AM
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I heard you have to actually go to a race and sit in the front to start loving Nascar.
01-28-2009, 09:00 PM
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NA$CAR is the WWT (Wrestling with Tires)
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02-06-2009, 04:48 PM
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Bud Shootout weekend!!! Who you got?
99 Edwards.
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02-06-2009, 04:59 PM
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14 Stewart
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02-06-2009, 04:59 PM
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20 Logano
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02-07-2009, 12:12 PM
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Shootout should be interesting.
Pole qualifying tomorrow should be even more interesting. Good showings in the first Saturday practice for some of the new teams and combinations. Bill Elliott fastest...
ARCA race later this afternoon should be a good warmup.
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02-07-2009, 05:30 PM
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vicious wreck..... wow.
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02-07-2009, 07:13 PM
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ARCA at Daytona is a disaster
which is why Bill came over early to watch
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02-07-2009, 09:23 PM
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holy hell
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02-07-2009, 09:30 PM
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Ugh. Not again.
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02-07-2009, 10:10 PM
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all the previews I've seen have Tony Stewart out of the Chase
to that, I laugh
he's driving a Hendrick car for chrissakes
he's got the same equipment as the 24, 88, 48 and 5
so yes, we both joined the darkside at the same time
and judging by the early returns, it feels damn good
(this post probably reads like I'm drunk. definitely not)
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02-09-2009, 01:24 PM
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Holy cow, am I the last non-Hendick fan left? Sure didn't see that one coming.
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02-09-2009, 01:37 PM
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well, I won't be rooting for Jimmie, Jeff or Junior; but yeah, my boy's driving a Hendrick car now
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02-09-2009, 04:49 PM
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Quote:
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well, I won't be rooting for Jimmie, Jeff or Junior; but yeah, my boy's driving a Hendrick car now
x2 Although if Junior keeps bashing the NA$CAR brass, I might have to support him a little.
Bill, your boy might as well get lined up for the 5 ride in 2010 if he wants to make a serious run for the Brian France Cup.
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02-10-2009, 12:27 PM
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That's Keselowski's car
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02-12-2009, 12:49 PM
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02-12-2009, 12:50 PM
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the Logano one almost made me cry
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02-12-2009, 02:33 PM
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If Stewart and Logano would have gotten around Gordon, that would have been a rejected movie script
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02-14-2009, 09:57 AM
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why does Daytona do this to me?
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02-14-2009, 12:49 PM
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You mean this?
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DAYTONA BEACH, FLORIDA (TICKER) — Ryan Newman and Tony Stewart wrecked during Saturday’s Daytona 500 practice session, a major setback for the new teammates on the eve of NASCAR’s premier race.
Newman, the defending Daytona 500 champion, lost control heading into turn 2 when the right-rear tire of his Chevrolet blew out. Stewart was caught up in the wreck, which occurred less than 30 minutes into the practice.
Both cars suffered major damage, forcing Newman and Stewart to switch to their backup Chevrolets for the Daytona 500.
Newman, who won last year’s Daytona 500 in a Penske Racing Dodge, has endured mechanical trouble throughout this past week. He struggled through right-tire failure during Thursday’s Gatorade Duels qualifying race and also dealt with an engine malfunction the previous day.
Stewart, who finished third in last year’s Daytona 500, will use the same car that he ran in last weekend’s Bud
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02-14-2009, 02:32 PM
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NASCAR seems to be hurting too. Don't know enough about it to comment.
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02-15-2009, 01:27 PM
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Not only is NA$CAR suffering due to the economy, but as a result of years of corporate greed. NA$CAR as an organization has their hands in everybody's pocket driving up the cost of tickets, concessions and souvenirs. If they were serious, they would reduce the sanction fees they charge to tracks that run races and reduce the kickback from merchandise sales with their logo on it. I have yet to hear a peep from anybody related to that.
As far as the teams, the super teams have been coming for a few years and forging relationships is just another way the owners are skirting the 4 team cap. It's all about big business and money. The fans are getting left behind and the racing lacks any emotion.
Now, Gentlemen start your engines...green flag at Daytona in about half an hour.
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02-15-2009, 01:46 PM
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more like an hour
from my post
ugh
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02-15-2009, 02:15 PM
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Quote:
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ugh
Nerves? Are you going to make it through 3 hours of 3 and 4 wide?
Need a paper bag to breathe into?
Get ready for a #5 victory.
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02-15-2009, 02:25 PM
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being sick isn't helping matters
honestly I'm ok. I probably won't be if Stewart's in contention with 20 to go
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02-15-2009, 04:49 PM
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complete dick move by junior
I hope his ass gets parked
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02-15-2009, 04:51 PM
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I hope that was merely a mistake and not intentional. Although Vickers was a tool for throwing a block. The only silver lining is no 18 victory today.
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02-15-2009, 04:53 PM
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Junior also wasn't eligible for the free pass because it was a penalized lap down, but still, you've gotta get off the gas for a split second there
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