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Old 02-08-2008, 06:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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STOP FUCKING WRECKING EACH OTHER.

IT'S A FUCKING PRACTICE FOR A RACE THAT DOESN'T COUNT!

(but holy hell, Ken Squier still sounds like the voice of G-d)
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Ah, you beat me to it, Nick. I had a cool subtitle in mind and everything.

Totally agree with you. WTF is going on?

Just a couple more hours... we'll see if they're on better behavior tonight.
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It's gotten ridiculous. If they were to get out of their cars and start beating on each other, that's one thing, but to use your car as a weapon is ridiculous. Someone could get killed doing that, especially when you're messing around near pit road.
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Well, there we go. Looks like Hendrick's got a new golden boy.
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Entertaining race.

I've already seen too much of the fat man.

Predictions for the pole today? I don't know who is going to pull it off..... But after last night, my guess is that it'll be one of the crook's cars.
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Old 02-10-2008, 03:13 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Predictions for the pole today? I don't know who is going to pull it off..... But after last night, my guess is that it'll be one of the crook's cars.
You nailed that one. The season hasn't even officially started yet and I'm already sick of Jimmie.
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Jimmy Johnson on the pole?!?!? I'm shocked!!!

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Old 02-14-2008, 05:32 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Everybody knows what today is, Right?

Here's a hint...




That's right, it's Thursday before Daytona, so it's the Twins! WooHoo!
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I am glad you told me. At first I thought it was 2 for 1 melons day at the market.
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Old 02-14-2008, 06:52 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Joe Gibbs Racing looks great.

I know who I'm sticking with on Sunday for my prediction.

(Junior is on the cover of SI, so...no dice for him *crosses fingers*)
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How did Lightning McQueen go??
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Toyota remains winless, Hendrick shows some weakness, and the Dodges look goooood.

This looks to be an interesting season!
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I'm speechless
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After Junior, one of my sentimental favorites to win would have been Ryan Newman. When he was edging toward the front, I thought to myself "He's been here too many times before and not sealed the deal." I was quite excited by this!
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NA$CAR is only doing this because they know that since the stands aren't even full on regular race days, that they'll be 10% full tomorrow if they move the race.

This is an abomination. No other way to describe it.
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Old 02-24-2008, 11:06 PM   #17 (permalink)
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MIDNIGHT?

(and damn straight I'm staying up for the end of this)
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This is absurd. Flat out absurd.
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I knew that starting it anytime on Sunday was a stretch (based on the radar)
Thank God Cousin Carl broke up the Hendick stranglehold at the head of the pack.

So Nick, what do you think of Tony's ass whuppin' in the NW race?
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He needs to run a full Busch* schedule

Those cars are faaaaaaaaaast
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Las Vegas this weekend, fellas. Look out for Matt Kenseth to have a good race
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Yep, Matt should have a good weekend. Looks like they tore up 6 different cars in practice and the were all Dodges. Doh!
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Crap. Looks like Shrub is going to have the pole.
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replace the "crap" with an "awesome" and we agree
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I'd probably learn to like Stewart again if he raced with Hendrick.
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Crap. Looks like Shrub is going to have the pole.

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replace the "crap" with an "awesome" and we agree
Actually, if you replace 'Shrub' with 'Tony' in Bill's statement then we agree. Of course, it's a different pole than Shrub got yesterday.
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Just because there won't be many more moments like this one.....

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hmmm..... he drives for a crook and like a crook.....
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hmmm..... he drives for a crook and like a crook.....
He certainly looks like one.

What time was this on, we had it set on Sky+ (Tivo) - showing live at 7:30am but apparently it was re-run.
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What?
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