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Old 01-18-2008, 11:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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That sucks.
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Old 01-19-2008, 12:55 AM   #2 (permalink)
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McGrath: Are you nuts? A bounty? We could all end up in the clinker for this. You can't put a bounty on a man's head.
Reggie Dunlop: Bullshit. I just did.
[Hangs up, Phone rings again]
Dave 'Killer' Carlson: Coach, I want that hundred dollars.
Reggie Dunlop: Ya gotta earn it, Killer.
Dave 'Killer' Carlson: My attitude's right.


Here's another good one:

Reggie Dunlop: It's their rink, it's their ice, and it's their fuckin' town. But tonight we got our fans with us!
[other players cheer]
Reggie Dunlop: They spent their own dough to get here, and they came here to see us! All right, let's show 'em what we got, guys! Get out there on the ice and let 'em know you're there. Get that fuckin' stick in their side. Let 'em know you're there! Get that lumber in his teeth. Let 'em know you're there!
Ned Braden: Bleed all over 'em. Let 'em know you're there.
Reggie Dunlop: Give 'em a good warm-up, Denis. Come on, fellas!
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Old 01-19-2008, 01:25 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm gonna flash 'em, Joe.
I'm gonna open this faggot robe and wiggle my dick.


You will not.



Yes I am, Joe, and you know why? I want you to have a heart attack and die so we never have to do this again.
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Old 01-19-2008, 02:19 AM   #4 (permalink)
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More good ole' time hockey talk:

Reggie Dunlop: You know, your son looks like a fag to me.
Anita McCambridge: I beg your pardon?
Reggie Dunlop: You better get re-married again, or he's gonna have someone's cock in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson.
Anita McCambridge: How dare you! How dare you!
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Old 01-19-2008, 05:49 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Oh, the good ol' hockey game
Is the best game you can name,
And the best game you can name
Is the good ol' hockey game.
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Old 01-19-2008, 10:42 AM   #6 (permalink)
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More good ole' time hockey talk:

Reggie Dunlop: You know, your son looks like a fag to me.
Anita McCambridge: I beg your pardon?
Reggie Dunlop: You better get re-married again, or he's gonna have someone's cock in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson.
Anita McCambridge: How dare you! How dare you!

Now I know why I like you ... that's my favourite.
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Old 01-29-2008, 10:25 AM   #7 (permalink)
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The introductions for the championship game are my favo(u)rites!

Jim Carr: Oh this young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, well, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle. Number six, Ogie Oglethorpe.

Jim Carr: Here's a name for you nostalgia fans: Clarence "Screaming Buffalo" Swamptown. I'll never forget an exclusive interview in which Swamptown revealed that he calls his hockey stick the "Big Tomahawk," and he usually refers to the opposing players as "the little scalps".

Jim Carr: Andre "Poodle" Lussier, defense. Andre, as you know, has been living in semi-seclusion in Northern Quebec ever since the unfortunate Denny Pratt tragedy.
Morris Wanchuk: Not Poodle.
Jim Carr: And from Mile 40, Saskatchewan, where he now runs a donut shop, number 10, former penalty-minute record holder for the years 1960 to 1968 inclusive, Gilmore Tuttle.
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What the hell are you guys quoting from?
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What the hell are you guys quoting from?

You're a Canuckistani and you don't know? Turn in your Maple Leaf stat!
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But I like my Maple Leaf
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But I like my Maple Leaf
Do the names Reg Dunlop and Oggie Oglethorpe ring a bell to you?
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They do


now that I've googled them.
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You have seen it, right?

Right?


I'm gonna open this faggot robe and wiggle my dick.

You will not.

Yes I am, Joe, and you know why? I want you to have a heart attack and die so we never have to do this again.
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Old 02-05-2008, 08:37 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Hehe, one of the best sport movies I've seen. I think the original "The Longest Yard" is number one for sport movies.
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Hehe, one of the best sport movies I've seen. I think the original "The Longest Yard" is number one for sport movies.

Why they ever bothered to remake that is beyond me. It was done well the first time.
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Old 02-05-2008, 08:49 AM   #16 (permalink)
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There has been a lot of remakes that I have to wonder about, not just movies, but music as well.
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There has been a lot of remakes that I have to wonder about, not just movies, but music as well.
And sequels, too ... ever see Slap Shot 2?

If not, don't.
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And sequels, too ... ever see Slap Shot 2?

If not, don't.
No, and I've heard horror stories about Caddyshack 2 also.
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Happy Hockey Day in Canuckistan!!!
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Damn, a one-armed kid playing hockey ... Scott Stafford of Sarnia, Ont., has one helluva wrist shot, even though he's missing the hand (well, his arm just below the elbow) on his left arm ...

CBC comes up with some great stories for this feature.
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Happy Hockey Day in Canuckistan!!!

Let us all raise a bottle o' our favorite drink to our favorite day in our favorite land, eh.

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Eh ...
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My current favorite:

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I don't know why everyone is making a big deal about Sundin not leaving TO. Maybe his family comes first and they don't want to leave. Maybe that is why he took the no trade clause.
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Or he wants to finish his career where he started ... indeed a rarity these days.

I guess the fuss is that he's a better player than the team he's on and people would like to see him register some success in his career.

You know ... kind of like how happy people were to see Ray Bourque traded to a team that won the Cup.
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I wouldn't mind him in Jersey
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I would guess Western Conference, if anywhere.
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Hey, I can dream.
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