It's time for the inaugural Eric Martin's Cheeseman Park Brandon Sawyer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Turkey Trot Fun Run For The Cure. We'll be meeting at Cheeseman Park (exact location to be determined) on Thursday morning at 9:30am for our very own Turkey Trot. There is a $400 entry fee, which will all go to me, not some stinking charity. We will provide no water, race support, or bag checks. You're on your own pal. There will be a star studded field of runners, of which you will not see any, as they will be finishing the race as you cross the half mile mark.
It's going to be a bit chilly, so be sure to bring some warm clothes. We'll be doing two, maybe three laps for those of you with your big boy pants on, around Cheeseman Park before retiring to the post-race spread of turkey, mashed potatoes, beer, and stuffing (**not included in entry fee). Oh, and we don't give out t-shirts either, so don't ask. So bring everyone out, and we'll see you on Thursday morning!!!!
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"It's what you've got inside that matters. The details and technological things will take you only so far. You still have to pedal the bike. Some people are always looking for the magic secret. There's no secret. Just bust your ass." -Dave Zabriskie
I'll post some pix and the results of the Runner's Trot tomorrow. HAAAAAAPPPPPYYYY Thanksgiving!!!!!!!!!
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"It's what you've got inside that matters. The details and technological things will take you only so far. You still have to pedal the bike. Some people are always looking for the magic secret. There's no secret. Just bust your ass." -Dave Zabriskie
The Office had an episode about a 5K run. Google it, it's hysterical. The guy in yellow is super into it, and puts a bunch of bandaids with cotton balls on his nipples, and finishes with massively bloody nipples - IN A 5K!! It's just hilarious.
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"It's what you've got inside that matters. The details and technological things will take you only so far. You still have to pedal the bike. Some people are always looking for the magic secret. There's no secret. Just bust your ass." -Dave Zabriskie
My first bloody-nipple experience was on a 15-mile run in San Antonio in August while visiting my in-laws. I was wearing a white cotton T-shirt, and had never been warned about nipple damage. I noticed my nipples were sore, but hadn't looked down at my shirt until I walked into the in-laws house at the end of the run.
The looks on their faces...
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\"Bid me run, and I will strive with things impossible.\" - Shakespeare
I won this by the way. So not only did I get ALL of the entry fees, I crushed everyone's spirits as well!!!!
I'll post some pictures here soon.
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"It's what you've got inside that matters. The details and technological things will take you only so far. You still have to pedal the bike. Some people are always looking for the magic secret. There's no secret. Just bust your ass." -Dave Zabriskie
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"It's what you've got inside that matters. The details and technological things will take you only so far. You still have to pedal the bike. Some people are always looking for the magic secret. There's no secret. Just bust your ass." -Dave Zabriskie