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05-13-2007, 12:15 PM
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official May Challenge Trash-talking thread...
Let teh PWNING begin...
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05-13-2007, 12:21 PM
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P-man tries to intimidate Team 1 with his MYSTERIOUS HYPMOTIZING DANCE!
And P-man shows us which team is going to lose the challenge:
Which team is going to lose, P?
No, seriously, who sucks the most?
Better than a Magic Eight Ball... |
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05-13-2007, 02:20 PM
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What the hell happened to my tights fish????
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05-13-2007, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Pman
What the hell happened to my tights fish????
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P-Man struts his stuff...
Love the Jorts!
Didn't know that P-Man stood for Pleatherpants-Man
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05-14-2007, 09:11 AM
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Power to the pedals!
Join Date: May 2003
Location: City of Broad Shoulders
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Originally Posted by FishrCutB8
WRONG TEAM!! GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!
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My mileage takes me out past my house, out of town, into your town and through your lawn. If your mileage got you out of the driveway, you'd understand that! [what is that sound???...... PWNED! And in his own house too!] |
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05-14-2007, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Kaiser
My mileage takes me out past my house, out of town, into your town and through your lawn. If your mileage got you out of the driveway, you'd understand that! [what is that sound???...... PWNED! And in his own house too!]
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Speaking of which, just how is your mileage so far?
BWHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA! |
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05-14-2007, 01:58 PM
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Power to the pedals!
Join Date: May 2003
Location: City of Broad Shoulders
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Originally Posted by FishrCutB8
Speaking of which, just how is your mileage so far?
BWHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA!
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As of today? I didn't want to bring this up, but......
IT'S EXCEEDED YOUR GOAL FOR THE WHOLE MONTH. 
Double Bwahahahahahahaha. |
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05-14-2007, 02:09 PM
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Power to the pedals!
Join Date: May 2003
Location: City of Broad Shoulders
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Saw this in the want ads:
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Wanted, New Owner, Central Pennsylvania area. Brand new bike, nice setup, hardly used by current owner, seeking new owner. Needed - a real rider who will ride me as I need to be ridden. Not sitting inside the house all day like some sort of kept trophy, but treated as a bike should be treated. Ridden. All over town and even out of it. Sometimes roughly, sometimes smoothly, but ridden either way for miles and miles. Triathletes who will two- or three-time me with running shoes and swimming pools need not apply.
Kindly call Fish's bike at 888-RIDE-MEE.
"I'm lonely. Will you be the one to ride me?"
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05-14-2007, 02:28 PM
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Hungry for more...
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Hahahahaha! Woops, sorry Fish. Are we on the same team?
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05-14-2007, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by finboy
Hahahahaha! Woops, sorry Fish. Are we on the same team?
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We were... |
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05-14-2007, 02:34 PM
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Recent pixxors of the Kaiser's ride...
...full speed ahead!
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05-14-2007, 02:35 PM
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Power to the pedals!
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LOL! And, yet I still somehow get in more miles than Fish.
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05-14-2007, 02:39 PM
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Power to the pedals!
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Team 1 Metaphor: I call this one Floundering in the low tide.
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05-14-2007, 02:47 PM
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Power to the pedals!
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Team 2: so powerful, we're breaking stuff with the sheer force of our pedalstrokes.
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05-14-2007, 08:28 PM
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Not a Doper
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Boulder, CO
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Originally Posted by Kaiser
Team 2: so powerful, we're breaking stuff with the sheer force of our pedalstrokes.
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Did I send you those pics of my bike or did you steal them online???
E
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Don't let your meatloaf.
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05-14-2007, 11:07 PM
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Power to the pedals!
Join Date: May 2003
Location: City of Broad Shoulders
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Originally Posted by emartin10
Did I send you those pics of my bike or did you steal them online???
E
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Read my comment again: I said 'powerful' (i.e Team 2), not 'pitiful' (i.e. Team 1).
:p
[K prays he'll never have to be in the hills with E now] |
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05-14-2007, 11:19 PM
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Not a Doper
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Location: Boulder, CO
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LOL - just wait until you come to Colorado again. You're done for there flat lander!
E
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"It's what you've got inside that matters. The details and technological things will take you only so far. You still have to pedal the bike. Some people are always looking for the magic secret. There's no secret. Just bust your ass." -Dave Zabriskie
Don't let your meatloaf.
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2008 Half Ironman Training Log
2008 Training Blog
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