With 100 in the list, surely there's room for at least one or two from the seminal comedy of our generation... Brain Donors, starring John Turturo as Roland T. Flakfizer:
Flakfizer: Let's step outside and settle this like men!
Volare: We are outside.
Flakfizer: OK, let's step inside and settle it like women.
Roland T. Flakfizer: Some day you'll have my children. In fact, they're in the car if you want them.
Lillian Oglethorpe: Then it's settled. I am so excited.
Roland T. Flakfizer: You're excited? Feel these nipples.
Roland T. Flakfizer: Dear Lillian, soon I hope to take you on a Carribbean cruise, where we can hold hands on a soft summer's evening and watch that old Jamaican moon. Why that old Jamaican will be mooning us, I have no idea.
Roland T. Flakfizer: "No?" Flakfizer doesn't know the MEANING of the word "No!" We're also a little fuzzy on "panaglutin" and "viscosity."
Roland T. Flakfizer: It's said that behind every great man there is a great woman, and I'm glad the woman behind me is Lillian; because, quite frankly, I enjoy the shade.
Flakfizer: [Talking on cellular phone] How did the market close? Uh-huh. Well, roll over my amalgamated, split my utilities, and double my capital venture overlays. Now call me in an hour, and tell me what the hell I'm talking about!
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Clerks, I dunno... not so "classic" really. Also, the majority of the voters are older, so they have a whole slew of movies that came before Clerks to choose from. Maybe in the Top 100 though.
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"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around every once in a while...you might miss it"
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"You can't respect someone who's kissing your ass alll the time"
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"They weren't built to keep you out. They were built to keep you in"
"We deal in lead friend"
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"I'm actually a rather brilliant surgeon you know. I could probably do something about that hump"
"What hump?"
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"We should really get your friends and my friends together"
"Harvard can use a man like Joel..."
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This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
"I hear this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell 'em your Jewish."
"Former greenskeeper about to become the Masters champion. mmmph. It's in the hole!"
"Oh, somebody step on a duck?"
And from Mister Mom, a classic...
"220...221...Whatever it takes."
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