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Old 06-07-2005, 11:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Coming on June 21.

Here is my guess at the Top 30 (not in order):

"I'll be back" - Terminator

"Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." OR "There's no place like home." - Wizard of Oz

"May the force be with you". OR "Luke, I am your father." -Star Wars

"Here's looking at you, kid." OR "Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By." - Casablanca

"Go ahead. Make my day." - Sudden Impact

"Bond. James Bond." - pick one

"You talkin' to me?" - Taxi Driver

"I made him an offer he couldn't refuse." - The Godfather

"E.T. phone home." - E.T.

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." - Gone with the Wind

"Momma always said life is like a box of chocolates". -Forrest Gump

"We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!" - Treasure of the Sierra Madre

"You know how to whistle, don't you Steve? You just put your lips together and blow." - To Have and Have Not

"Magic mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

"Stella! Hey Stella!" - A Streetcar Named Desire

"Here's Johnny!" - The Shining

"They're heeere". - Poltergeist

"Mrs. Robinson, yuo're trying to seduce me, aren't you?" - The Graduate

"I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody..." - On the Waterfront

"I'm walking here! I'm walking here!" - Midnight Cowboy

"It was Beauty killed the Beast." - King Kong

"Show me the money!" - Jerry Maguire

"You're gonna need a bigger boat." - Jaws

"It's alive! It's alive!" - Frankenstein

"If you build it, he will come." - Field of Dreams

"What we got here is failure to communicate." - Cool Hand Luke

"Rosebud." - Citizen Kane

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning". - Apocalypse Now

"Fasten your seatblets. It's going to be a bumpy night." - All About Eve

"We're on a mission from God." - The Blues Brothers

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Old 06-07-2005, 11:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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With 100 in the list, surely there's room for at least one or two from the seminal comedy of our generation... Brain Donors, starring John Turturo as Roland T. Flakfizer:

Flakfizer: Let's step outside and settle this like men!
Volare: We are outside.
Flakfizer: OK, let's step inside and settle it like women.

Roland T. Flakfizer: Some day you'll have my children. In fact, they're in the car if you want them.

Lillian Oglethorpe: Then it's settled. I am so excited.
Roland T. Flakfizer: You're excited? Feel these nipples.

Roland T. Flakfizer: Dear Lillian, soon I hope to take you on a Carribbean cruise, where we can hold hands on a soft summer's evening and watch that old Jamaican moon. Why that old Jamaican will be mooning us, I have no idea.

Roland T. Flakfizer: "No?" Flakfizer doesn't know the MEANING of the word "No!" We're also a little fuzzy on "panaglutin" and "viscosity."

Roland T. Flakfizer: It's said that behind every great man there is a great woman, and I'm glad the woman behind me is Lillian; because, quite frankly, I enjoy the shade.

Flakfizer: [Talking on cellular phone] How did the market close? Uh-huh. Well, roll over my amalgamated, split my utilities, and double my capital venture overlays. Now call me in an hour, and tell me what the hell I'm talking about!
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ADRIAN!!!!!
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Old 06-08-2005, 01:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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just about any line from "Clerks" should be on there...
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ADRIAN!!!!!
I could definitely see that one way up there.

Same for some of the Animal House quips.

Clerks, I dunno... not so "classic" really. Also, the majority of the voters are older, so they have a whole slew of movies that came before Clerks to choose from. Maybe in the Top 100 though.
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You've got a couple from Casablanca but I think you missed an important one:
"Louie, this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship"
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"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around every once in a while...you might miss it"
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Some out of the way quotes for fun.

"Mawiage, dat dweam wiffin a dweam."

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"It's alive!"

"Stop, Dave. I'm afraid."

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Ah Mahler a Morgenstern fan also...

"Seven's my lucky number"

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How about...

"Is it safe?"

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