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Old 08-02-2005, 05:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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And also a lesson to those of you who only work out one side of your bodies. Whoever you sick f%cks may be

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Old 08-02-2005, 05:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
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WTF, whered you find my picture?!?!?!
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Old 08-02-2005, 05:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Hmmm, www.compfused.com perhaps?
 
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Old 08-02-2005, 05:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
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that's why I switch grips...it's all about symatry
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Old 08-02-2005, 05:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
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symmetry [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 08-02-2005, 05:38 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Shoot...that's the REAL reason my right shoulder is messed up...I didn't switch it up...LMAO!!
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Old 08-02-2005, 05:46 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Shoot...that's the REAL reason my right shoulder is messed up...I didn't switch it up...LMAO!!
Hey, if you need some help... Ill be more than willing to lend my services. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 08-02-2005, 06:47 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Shoot...that's the REAL reason my right shoulder is messed up...I didn't switch it up...LMAO!!
it would be a switch for him too

although i dont think he'd care

but he might think twas someone else

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Old 08-02-2005, 10:33 PM   #9 (permalink)
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That was in some movie (haven't seen it, but have heard of the quote):

"I like to sit on my hand until it falls asleep, then masturbate with it. I call it the 'stranger'.
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Old 08-02-2005, 11:24 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Shoot...that's the REAL reason my right shoulder is messed up...I didn't switch it up...LMAO!!
it would be a switch for him too

although i dont think he'd care

but he might think twas someone else

[img]tongue.gif[/img] [/quote]I am so blonde sometimes (no offense to blondes), but I just now understood this after 4 hours of looking at it numerous times..ugh. I wasn't talking about taking care of him
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Old 08-03-2005, 03:13 AM   #11 (permalink)
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That was in some movie (haven't seen it, but have heard of the quote):

"I like to sit on my hand until it falls asleep, then masturbate with it. I call it the 'stranger'.
thats from Chapelle's Show
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Old 08-03-2005, 08:59 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I guess it pays to be ambidextrous.....
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Old 08-03-2005, 10:17 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Chapelle didn't make that up though... i've know about the stranger for years... not from personal experience though!
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It was in Gone in 60 Seconds.
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Old 08-03-2005, 10:51 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Hmmm, well, maybe that's why blondes have more fun. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 08-03-2005, 09:58 PM   #16 (permalink)
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emartin's right, that quote was from gone in 60 seconds.
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Old 08-04-2005, 05:59 AM   #17 (permalink)
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It's in "Billy and Albert" a Billy Connelly tape from the early eighties too....
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Old 08-04-2005, 09:27 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I think the quote from Gone in 60 Seconds is more like:

"I like to sit on my hand until it falls asleep, then rub one out. I call it the 'stranger'."
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