Ok, so there are a few things that really irritate me. Lets see...
Chewing with your mouth open (Sorry, but I dont need to see what the food looks like when it goes down)
Loud chewing (Were all good at it, no need to show off your talents)
Loud drinking (Is there something wrong with your throat that you need an audience?)
Biting eating utensils (Are you really that hungry?)
Scraping the plate with utensils (It didnt do anything to you)
Using Deodorant (Its only a couple bucks, unless youre homeless there is no excuse for smelling like the back of a dump truck)
People with deformed toes wearing flip flops (Nuff said)
__________________ Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland\'s house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
__________________ Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland\'s house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
Left Lane Drivers!! - It's for passing, not for sight seeing.
People who whine or just complain alot. - Play the hand you were dealt and do it to your best ability.
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Working "hard," or the perception of working hard, doesn't really mean anything. Sweating, vomiting, and breathing hard could be a good workout or a tropical disease kicking in.-Dan John
Oh well... Can I have a mulligan? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
__________________ Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland\'s house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
__________________ Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland\'s house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
Originally posted by TrainingGirl: LOL Vlad...we're just playin'.
Love the sig now...LOL.
I know, hehe... Im just happy ya'll dont know more about me, or else you'd have a field day.
__________________ Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland\'s house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
i hate when im waiting to make a left turn at an intersection and someone doesnt use their turn signal to let you know that theyre making a right turn. then the bastards turn their right signal on about 2 feet before theyre going to make their turn. if youre going to use it then use it right!
had they signaled at the proper distance then i would have been able to make my turn before HER(sorry for picking on the girls but thats who its mostly been) and everyone would have been happy.
but instead i have to wait for them.
i think the worst thing is that i can usually tell when they are going to do this but i dont want to take the risk of making my left and getting T-boned.
Originally posted by FishrCutB8: It's all cool, brother. Welcome to the boards...who wants to tell him about the tattoo?
Yeah it sucks. Pretty Painful. You have to get "JPF" emblazoned on either your bicep, back or right above your belly button. Fish schedules the appointments, and the tattoo "artist" even comes to your door.
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It's not a beer belly. It's a gas tank for a sax machine.
Ill get that right after you join the Pen 15 club, what you have to do is get PEN 15 tattooed on your wrist.
__________________ Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland\'s house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
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We used to send "The new kid" at construction sites down to the local hardware box for I-D 10-T Nails. The look on the store clerks must have been priceless...
In HS we used to sell tickets to freshmen to the 5th floor pool... there was no 5th floor. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Doing that is just tradition, it gets passed down from senior to freshmen, I bet its still going on, but the teachers have caught on and its really taken a bite out of the business.
__________________ Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland\'s house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
I went to a high school that specialized in aviation mechanics. We used to send dumbasses out for a gallon of propwash (propwash is the air that is blown behind propellors on planes). Shop teachers would send these kids from shop to shop. They'd be gone for hours.
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