This has got to be the most surreal thread I've ever read... Right out of David Lynch film. Literally laughing way too loud for my house full of sleeping people!
actually tony, i've moved on to "Tag." those commercials were the women hunt the men down and tackle them with lust convinced me that my former body spray just wasn't up to snuff!
JP - are you interested as well? We can keep it on the D/L. Erica will never have to know... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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sur·re·al ( P ) Pronunciation Key (s-rl)
adj.
Having qualities attributed to or associated with surrealism: “Even with most facilities shut down... a few mavericks managed to slip into the park to sample the almost surreal emptiness before the shutdown ended.” (Peter H. King).
Having an oddly dreamlike quality.
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[Back-formation from surrealism.]
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sur·real·ly adv.
adj 1: characterized by fantastic imagery and incongruous juxtapositions; "a great concourse of phantasmagoric shadows"--J.C.Powys; "the incongruous imagery in surreal art and literature" [syn: phantasmagoric, phantasmagorical, surrealistic] 2: resembling a dream; "night invested the lake with a dreamlike quality"; "as irrational and surreal as a dream" [syn: dreamlike]
Originally posted by Jean-Paul: This has got to be the most surreal thread I've ever read... Right out of David Lynch film. Literally laughing way too loud for my house full of sleeping people!
your avatar jp.....you have two different color eyes
The female nurses at the hospital where my wife works told her that my telephone voice is so good that they would pay me for phone sex if I went into that business. I have never had to identify myself twice to court personnel once they hear my voice. I am willing to offer my services to the women of this board for free. (Phone only, my wife would get pretty upset with the cuddle thing but she will pimp my voice out.)
Originally posted by FlyinM: I find that one of the benefits of cuddling is that if she gets up while you sleep, you know it and tell her make you a sammich.
ROFLMAO!!!
Now that's good one.
One question, though? How do you respond when you get the "You can make your own GD sammich, you SOB"?
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quote:Originally posted by FlyinM: I find that one of the benefits of cuddling is that if she gets up while you sleep, you know it and tell her make you a sammich.
ROFLMAO!!!
Now that's good one.
One question, though? How do you respond when you get the "You can make your own GD sammich, you SOB"? [/quote]You go get her two best-looking friends and become the meat in the sammich
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quote:Originally posted by FlyinM: I find that one of the benefits of cuddling is that if she gets up while you sleep, you know it and tell her make you a sammich.
ROFLMAO!!!
Now that's good one.
One question, though? How do you respond when you get the "You can make your own GD sammich, you SOB"? [/quote]You go get her two best-looking friends and become the meat in the sammich [/quote]ROFFLMFAO!!!! Awesome, bro!!!
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