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Old 07-25-2005, 07:29 AM   #1 (permalink)
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1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.

4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be to stop your bloody whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy self.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why you may ask? Because you are my friend.
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Old 07-25-2005, 07:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Those have always been my rules! Thanks for being such a good friend..hehe
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Old 07-25-2005, 08:28 AM   #3 (permalink)
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How true those words are! Funny post, G. Thanks.
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Old 07-25-2005, 03:07 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Such a guys way of looking at things... i love it!
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Old 07-25-2005, 03:43 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Ammendment to number 7 :
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7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have.
That's true, but I'll make sure to send that bastard from #1 over your way.
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Old 07-25-2005, 11:01 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Hey, waitasecond! This looks familiar... Wasn't this one of Mahler's MMM some months ago?

Still very apt and very true. Thanks for the reminder.
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