Absurd

So I have this 'group project' marketing plan to write. Of course, I'm writing it because my group consists of:
Male from Eritrea
Male from Uganda
Male from Colombia
Female from Thailand
Female from Taiwan
and being the only native speaker, I thought it kind to actually do the final version.
And an australian guy...but I've assigned him to do the linear regression case. Anyhow, we had to develop a new product. My group read how Anheuser Busch has developed a caffinated malt beverage (think Bacardi Silver) to compete with the vodka + redbull crowd. Well apparently caffinated beer is on the market in a few places, and now our group is writing this business plan for Sam Adams to develop a new low-carb, caffinated beer. This of course was not my idea...however, I also insisted that we not call it Sam Adams (no need to tarnish the name) so they agreed that I could name it Paul Revere as a sub brand to SAM. Now instead of writing the thing, I am:
A) posting on JPfitness
B) thinking up funny jingles..."Paul Revere, for when you too need to ride all night" /
One if by land, two if you're just really lucky (picture of twins in background) /
Paul Revere, by Sam Adams. Get on your horse!

none of which is making this bad paper go any faster

[russ]

You would have an easier time marketing a Vodka/Fresca type beverage. No such concoction is widely available yet, as far as I know

[poopy pants]

I think thats called a :PEEJ.

svoloch is gonna get rich off of us

[poopy pants]

yeah

[russ]

There will be commercials with hot, scantily clad young women professing their love for Rowan's Famous Peej, sold at all fine liquor stores

Bush getting you down?
Try my new peej, its just the thing to get you to post that inflammatory reply on message boards at 2 in the morning. Try one today!

[Keith S.]

would these scantily clad young ladies happen to be the women that are in JP's commercials? [img]smile.gif[/img]

the sad thing is, if i had a low carb beer that was caffeinated in my apt right now, i might actually be drinking it..

[chris_f]

"One if by land, two if you're just really lucky (picture of twins in background)"

That's actually a REALLY awesome commercial idea!

[FishrCutB8]

Why not market it to women? Go the lo-cal, stay up and party all night, modern girl types....Nobody markets alcohol to women. Think Newports in a bottle....

[kuri]

So your group members are the brains and your the scribe?

So your group members are the brains and your the scribe?

your or you're?

anyhoo

no, i just don't care about marketing..
I run the show, do the finance and accounting, farm out the statistics, and simply write the marketing project..
I assumed the taskmaster role early