You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one...
A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned
on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line,
covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They
phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived
and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat
they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house. They don't
want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the
bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to
get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. Waiting in
the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be
empty for the night. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband
will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my
mother." A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab."Sorry I
took so long, "he says as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding
under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come
out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to
wrap her in a blanket keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I
hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cabdriver hit a parked car...
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