Daddy, how was I born?

[Q.]

Billy asks: Daddy, how was I born?

Daddy answers: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway. Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:

"You've Got Male"

[I. Kay]

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That's brilliant!

[dawong]

LOL
still funny even though i dont have kids

[Ruma]

Too funny....


Still laughing

[russ]

Originally posted by Q.:
Billy asks: Daddy, how was I born?

Daddy answers: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway. Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:

"You've Got Male"

Did your kids buy that story when you told them? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[FlyinM]

Little Johnnie and his Dad are playing football in the yard when they observe 2 dogs mating.

'What are they doing?' asks Johnnie
'Making a puppy' says Dad.

Later that day Little Johnnie walks into his parents room and catches them in the act.

'What are you doing?' asks Johnnie
'Making you a little baby brother' says Dad

'Well, can you roll Mom over? I'd rather have a puppy.'

[Doug M.]

both great jokes...um...FlyinM's is a little bit disgustin but great...