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Old 12-08-2004, 09:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Are you getting along well? I heard of a guy who bought his wife a one way ticket to a tropical destination... where they were having shark attacks.

Man, we know NOTHING about your wife! How could anyone suggest anything. Care to tell us about her? My wife and I don't buy gifts for each other (she doesn't like to shop, either... sweeeeeeet!) so I'm a little rusty in that area.

Personally, I despise giving all the usual stuff such as perfume, jewelry, etc. but that might be exactly what she wants?
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Old 12-08-2004, 09:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Fish did exceptionally well a while back but I guess if you don't exchange gifts Q, it would be like me going to a doctor for legal advice. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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gift idea

never hurts to ask if that's on her list
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Old 12-08-2004, 09:36 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Yeah, how come you never ever mention anything about your wife? I'm beginning to think she doesn't exist.
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Yeah, how come you never ever mention anything about your wife? I'm beginning to think she doesn't exist.
Why should I?
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Old 12-08-2004, 09:57 PM   #7 (permalink)
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How could anyone suggest anything.
Fish did exceptionally well a while back but I guess if you don't exchange gifts Q, it would be like me going to a doctor for legal advice. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/quote]I can give you legal advice for free.
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Old 12-08-2004, 10:00 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Gift For Mrs. TS

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something you can use together
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Old 12-08-2004, 10:27 PM   #9 (permalink)
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find something from her past that she loved, but couldnt keep or never got. She'll love you for "remembering", and for the "thoughtfulness", and for the memories. For an example, let's say when she was a kid she had a teddy bear that she loved and that she told you about. Go and find one like it and buy it for her. Or if you two ever talked about something a long time ago, a certain piece of jewelry she wanted, or outfit, or shoes, or whatever. Go get it for her. Just make sure if you get her clothes that you don't get a size too small. Then you're on her sh!t list. Or try and remember what her favourite movie is, get it and watch it with her. Basically anything that will make her say 'Oh, you remembered'.
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Mrs. TS would really like that, I figure [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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of course she might not like those kinds of things, or maybe you aren't the sentimental type. It's just a suggestion.
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of course she might not like those kinds of things, or maybe you aren't the sentimental type. It's just a suggestion.
Those are all good ideas. The only thing is that they've been together for quite a while, so he may have covered all of those bases already.
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Very true. Well I don't know them/him very well, I've only been here a couple months. Like I said it's just a suggestion. I just like to type, you know that.
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of course she might not like those kinds of things, or maybe you aren't the sentimental type. It's just a suggestion.
Those are all good ideas. The only thing is that they've been together for quite a while, so he may have covered all of those bases already. [/quote]or forgoten
now I have to come up with ideas [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 12-08-2004, 11:03 PM   #16 (permalink)
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lincoln center - opera. chicks love that shit.
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a trip to dc for some asian noodles
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A trip to DC to buy Asian noodles for a starving grad student.
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An all expenses paid visit to Little Rock and the JP Fitness retreat. While you do fitness stuff, she can marvel at the Bill Clinton library. Hell, she may even buy you a shirt!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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and throw in a peej for good measure [/quote]Silly me. How could I forget that
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Well i know little about the 2 of you... how old are ya? does she do any fitness type things.. etc etc

but I can list random baseless ideas.

Bikes? (something you could take up together possibly)

Underwear?
MP3 player?
Favor Cupons? kinds of favors up to you. Kind of like a card she can pull out to get her way on something. Job's she normaly does around the house, make you come home from work early, etc etc.(although you might need to spend some money on something else)
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Yeah, how come you never ever mention anything about your wife? I'm beginning to think she doesn't exist.
Hey, I tried to get him to give us something:
"Man, we know NOTHING about your wife! How could anyone suggest anything. Care to tell us about her? "
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Yeah, how come you never ever mention anything about your wife? I'm beginning to think she doesn't exist.
Hey, I tried to get him to give us something:
"Man, we know NOTHING about your wife! How could anyone suggest anything. Care to tell us about her? "
[/quote]She's in her early 30's, is married, and has had back problems. What more do you need? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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MAYBE ILL GET HER A GARDEN WEASEL, THEN SEND ONE to OUR PAL
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MAYBE ILL GET HER A GARDEN WEASEL, THEN SEND ONE to OUR PAL
Caps lock.
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Caps lock. [/quote]eff u
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MAYBE ILL GET HER A GARDEN WEASEL, THEN SEND ONE to OUR PAL
Caps lock. [/quote]eff u [/quote]Va chier. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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MAYBE ILL GET HER A GARDEN WEASEL, THEN SEND ONE to OUR PAL
Caps lock. [/quote]eff u [/quote]Va chier. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/quote]that was fast svoloch leave a 20 next time [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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