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Old 06-04-2005, 07:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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ok, i think it was danny a week or two ago, right? MY TURN!!!...lol. so i'm at this b-day party...all day...and this guy asks me what's wrong with my arm...i told him about the shoulder surgery and working out...and he said "oh, yeah, lifting those 1/2 lb. weights are hard"....haha...you're sooooo cool motha fucka. someone give me permission to kick this guys ass!! ok, time to go back (it's at the neighbor's)...some jello shooters are waiting for me
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Old 06-04-2005, 08:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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A swift kick to the groin is warranted.
 
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Old 06-04-2005, 09:19 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I think some chaser will be warrented
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Old 06-04-2005, 09:22 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Drunk, eh?

How you doin'?

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Old 06-04-2005, 09:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Oh jeez.... you did go and get f*-ed up, came home, and posted didn't you? LOL I thought you were joking.

I hope the second part of my PM warning didn't come to pass. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 06-04-2005, 11:53 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Drunk, eh?

How you doin'?

Awww . . . Rock beat me to it.

So, how's the morning going?
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Old 06-05-2005, 12:35 AM   #7 (permalink)
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man she posted at 8pm- its now 12:30am -whoa

tomorrow or today whichever it is is going to suck
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Old 06-05-2005, 09:13 AM   #8 (permalink)
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ok guys...ugh...lol. actually...i'm not feeling tooooo bad. Kaiser, i didn't fall and hurt the shoulder...yay! i haven't had anything to drink in months, but since it was such a long day i tried to pace myself...somewhat . i still wanted to kick that guys ass though, but i heard he goes to my gym...i'll just have to wait til i recover and get back there...then he'll be eating his words..or my fist...lol. i did come EXTREMELY close to going over to a neighbors house (that is a total dick that we've all had issues with..loooong story) and drop trou, squat and pee on his front porch...don't dare me to something while i've been drinking cause i'll do it!! but DH was there and was about to divorce me if i did it..he wasn't going to bail me out of jail...jerk..haha...he never lets me have any fun..hmmmph. anyway, it was a fun day, and so far, not feeling too bad
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Old 06-05-2005, 06:04 PM   #9 (permalink)
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sounds like some insecurity to me on his part. speaking of drinking, went into mexico today to drink some margaritas, walked into a pharmacy and the guy tried to sell me some decca. either that means he thinks I work out or I need to. cheers
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Old 06-05-2005, 07:17 PM   #10 (permalink)
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ok, just woke up from a loooooong nap...feeling very refreshed now. but am wondering if i was still drunk when i wrote that this morning...maybe i shouldn't have mentioned the whole peeing thing...lol...damn that edit time oh well...have a great week [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Between your peeing and Danny's crapping in gym bags, maybe we need to create an entire scatalogical subforum here. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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It's jackass thing to say to anyone. It's like saying you're a girl you must be weak. A little sexist.

People like that have a way of getting theirs in the end. Bad guy cosmic karma.

Overall sounds like a good weekend. All I did was Honey Do's. Not fun.
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"oh, yeah, lifting those 1/2 lb. weights are hard"
A swift kick to the groin is warranted. [/quote]I was thinking more like a punch to the snoot with the 'good' arm....
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It's jackass thing to say to anyone. It's like saying you're a girl you must be weak. A little sexist.

People like that have a way of getting theirs in the end. Bad guy cosmic karma.

Overall sounds like a good weekend. All I did was Honey Do's. Not fun.
Still fixed on those karma points, aren't you?
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I can't help it....it's either my laser like focus or my medication isn't working.

I saw that Best Buy had Stripes on sale this weekend. I thought of you.
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Honey do's bite. I spent most of the w/e in the yard, 6 hours mowing then another 5 to 6 behind my new Echo trimmer. Weeds fear me now. Of course as soon as I put everything away and pass out from exhaustion I get a call from a lady friend who is "bored and needs a visit". What timing. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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How big is your yard? It must be either massive or a foot deep to take that long.
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and he said "oh, yeah, lifting those 1/2 lb. weights are hard"
The proper response was: "That's all you can lift?"
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How big is your yard? It must be either massive or a foot deep to take that long.
It's an acre that is on a slope. I mowed in late May, it rained when I returned and finally quit raining on Friday. [img]tongue.gif[/img] The grass was higher than normal, it usually takes me 4 hours to mow. I should have left it a stinkin' field.
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An acre would do it. It's times like that when I love my suburban yard. When I stretch out my arm and whack my next door neighbor is when I wish I lived on an acre.
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