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Old 09-13-2005, 04:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Okay, emartin's post about Ron Mexico reminded of this. Have you ever figured out your porn name? You take the name of your first pet as your first name, and the name of the first street you lived on, as your last name.

My porn name is:

Fluffy Gaymount
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Old 09-13-2005, 04:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Like I can remember the name of the first street I lived on! Damn. My first name would be Mickey.
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Mine is Dusty Fuller. That's a damn good porn name.
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Old 09-13-2005, 04:59 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 09-13-2005, 05:25 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 09-13-2005, 05:26 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 09-13-2005, 05:29 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Actually going by current names using that formula my name would be Stinky 15! I think I like that one better.... Laughing so hard as I type this.,
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Old 09-13-2005, 05:31 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Actually going by current names using that formula my name would be Stinky 15! I think I like that one better.... Laughing so hard as I type this.,
You named your pet Stinky? Is that a common pet name around your house?
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Old 09-13-2005, 05:38 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 09-13-2005, 05:54 PM   #13 (permalink)
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lol Fiftyfifth
I don't know the first street I lived on, but I've lived here longer so I'll use that..
Frantic Shadetree. What a crappy porn name. Frantic works, its the last name that doesn't quite fit.
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Quote:
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Okay, emartin's post about Ron Mexico reminded of this. Have you ever figured out your porn name? You take the name of your first pet as your first name, and the name of the first street you lived on, as your last name.

My porn name is:

Fluffy Gaymount
Hey Fluffy, always nice to meet another Fluffy in this business. We should make a Fluffy on Fluffy movie sometime.

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My porn name is:

Fluffy Gaymount
Hey Fluffy, always nice to meet another Fluffy in this business. We should make a Fluffy on Fluffy movie sometime.

Fluffy Trent. [/quote]'Fluffy' or Fluffer'? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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Old 09-13-2005, 07:32 PM   #17 (permalink)
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It's a shame I actually know what a fluffer is
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TG, I know what one is too, but it sure be interesting to hear you explain it!
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Old 09-13-2005, 09:38 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Lexington Steele....coincidence.....I THINK NOT!

i guess that saying is true... pets (names)resemble there owner.

for those of you who dont know who Lex is ....


Lexington Steele bio


note: not to be opened while around children or at the office

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Quote:
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Okay, emartin's post about Ron Mexico reminded of this. Have you ever figured out your porn name? You take the name of your first pet as your first name, and the name of the first street you lived on, as your last name.

My porn name is:

Fluffy Gaymount
Fluffy Gaymount? That is TOO funny! Actually, they are all pretty good here.

Mine would be:

Shep Coggeshall Obviously not destined to be a porn star.) Ah! I know! A porn producer!!!
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Lexington Steele....coincidence.....I THINK NOT!

i guess that saying is true... pets (names)resemble there owner.

for those of you who dont know who Lex is ....


Lexington Steele bio


note: not to be opened while around children or at the office

lol
How about REMINGTON Steele (anyone else remember?)

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Another link
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It's a shame I actually know what a fluffer is
Fluffer? What's a fluffer? C'mon TG, explain. I know what a FLUFFER NUTTER is, but what's a fluffer?

EDIT: Damn. How did I end up with three posts in this topic?
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Uh, mine sucks. Pig 15th. This is no fun for me. LOL
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Hey, my second pet and second street is a tad bit better:
Buff 13.

3rd of each would be:

Sage Beardsley
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You gotta spell it out GR:

Pig Fifteenth

15 could stand for something
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