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Old 09-13-2005, 12:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So for everyone who knows about Ron Mexico, this is freaking hilarious.

http://gorillamask.net/ronmexico/

My Ron Mexico name is Nikko Greece. I'm dying. My buddy's name is Bubba Uganda.

What's yours?
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Old 09-13-2005, 12:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 09-13-2005, 01:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Okay, so I plugged in my name and got some weird Fuji name. So then I plugged in Outdoorboy and got Hunk Georgia. Yeah, that's me.
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Old 09-13-2005, 01:16 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Mines' Johnnie Nepal. Interesting.
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Old 09-13-2005, 01:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Here's the link I have posted under the Ron Mexico link:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0405051vick1.html

APRIL 5--Claiming that Michael Vick gave her herpes, a Georgia woman is suing the star NFL quarterback for negligence and battery. According to the below lawsuit, Sonya Elliot, a 26-year-old health care worker, was infected with the sexually transmitted disease in April 2003 after an unprotected encounter with Vick at the athlete's Duluth, Georgia home. Elliott alleges that after testing positive for Herpes Simplex 2, she confronted the Atlanta Falcons star, 24, about her condition. "I've got something to tell you. I've got it," Vick admitted to her, according to Elliott's State Court complaint, which alleges that Vick then told her that "he had not known how to tell her about his condition, and that it was not something that he liked to talk about." Elliott's complaint also contends that Vick "apologized profusely" for not telling her he was infected with the STD. Elliot's lawsuit alleges that Vick has used the name "Ron Mexico" and, in a related court filing, her lawyers are seeking Vick's admission that he used the "Mexico" alias--and perhaps other fake names--"for the purpose of herpes testing and/or treatment." In her lawsuit, which does not specify monetary damages, Elliott states that she met Vick at a Virginia Beach nightclub in May 2001 and, shortly thereafter, began a close personal relationship with the football star (though the couple did not have sex until late-2002). Last December, Vick, the top overall pick in the 2001 National Football League draft, signed a ten-year, $130 million contract with the Falcons, the richest deal in league history. (17 pages)
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Old 09-13-2005, 01:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
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my new alias is Jean-Claude Cambodia. Just call me JC for short. maybe i'll have to invent my own drink too. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 09-13-2005, 01:48 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 09-13-2005, 02:23 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Allow me to introduce myself.

I'm John Mullet Barbuda.
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Old 09-13-2005, 02:44 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Quote:
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my new alias is Jean-Claude Cambodia. Just call me JC for short. maybe i'll have to invent my own drink too. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
LOL - Oh God that's great.
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And my Ron Mexico name for my Ron Mexico name is Tommy Taiwan.
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Duff Ontario.

WTF? Duff?! Ontario??!?
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Quote:
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Duff Ontario.

WTF? Duff?! Ontario??!?
I can see that.
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Lex Sudan...from my real name
Giorgio Jersey = my screen name

This is a tough choice
Hey TS can you hook me up with a passport?
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Kaiser, I'm going to start calling you Duff. That's hilarious!!!
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i wonder if our ron mexico names are similar does that mean our real names are similar?
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