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Old 09-11-2005, 11:31 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."

"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"

His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It worked!

The headaches are all gone."

The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."

His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it.

Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, " Don't move, I'll be right back."

He goes into the bathroom and comes back A few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.

His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"

The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."

He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.

Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."

With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying, "She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my wife!"



His funeral is Tuesday morning at 10:00
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Old 09-11-2005, 11:40 AM   #2 (permalink)
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HAHAHA!
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Old 09-11-2005, 12:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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LMAO.

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Ah, the key to a long-lasting relationship: denial
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Old 09-11-2005, 08:02 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Huh, what's the joke? You mean you guys don't......
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Old 09-11-2005, 09:09 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Quote:
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Huh, what's the joke? You mean you guys don't......
LOL...you do crack me up OG. Unfortunately, I think it's because my mind is usually on the same track as yours.
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Old 09-11-2005, 09:55 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Great minds think alike.
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Old 09-11-2005, 09:58 PM   #8 (permalink)
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LOL LOL LOL
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That's why we turn the lights out and turn up the stereo so we can't hear who's name is being screamed.
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That's why we turn the lights out and turn up the stereo so we can't hear who's name is being screamed. [/quote]HA! LOL.

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