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Old 09-09-2005, 10:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I was at the grocery store today, and at the end of the isle I saw a product I had never seen before. I just stood there, staring at it, thinking about how far down our country really has gone when it comes to nutrition. It was a "drink and fry holder" for the car. A product made specifically for making it easier for people to eat crap in the car
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Old 09-09-2005, 11:00 PM   #2 (permalink)
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but did you pick up any dried blueberries?
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Old 09-09-2005, 11:10 PM   #3 (permalink)
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but did you pick up any dried blueberries?
Shoot...I didn't...but I did get fresh ones If I don't specifically write it on my list, I never remember. My brain is usually going in 10 different directions at one time.
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Old 09-10-2005, 12:06 AM   #4 (permalink)
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My brain is usually going in 10 different directions at one time. [/QB]
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Old 09-10-2005, 07:57 AM   #5 (permalink)
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That's what folks need, an easier way to eat more shit while driving, while talking on the phone, while arguing with their passenger, while trying to discipline the kids in the back seat, while trying to...... STOP FOR THAT RED LIGHT!!!!! There are so many things wrong with that product it's pitiful.
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Old 09-10-2005, 08:38 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I'm sure it fits 'supersize' because the majority of people supersize their fries and coke now thinking they're getting a 'deal' when in fact they're paying more money for more crap.

I will laugh out loud and ridicule the first person I see using this product.
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How much was it? Buy it and write it off as a business expense for "research." Got to post a picture here [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 09-10-2005, 09:15 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I didn't even notice how much it was. I was just standing there...staring at it...wondering who thought up such an idea...lol.

This is not the one I saw...but OMG there are more out there...and this one has a ketchup holder in the front!

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Old 09-10-2005, 10:23 AM   #9 (permalink)
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If it was a pizza and Margarita holder you would have snapped it up real quick.
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If it was a pizza and Margarita holder you would have snapped it up real quick.
LOL...it's Martini though...if you're gonna make fun of me, at least get the drink right [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 09-12-2005, 08:33 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Think of it as a protein shake and granola holder.

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This is not the one I saw...but OMG there are more out there...and this one has a ketchup holder in the front!

It looks like a vibrator with a snack holder.
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Old 09-12-2005, 09:57 PM   #13 (permalink)
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This is not the one I saw...but OMG there are more out there...and this one has a ketchup holder in the front!

It looks like a vibrator with a snack holder. [/quote]LOL...that would be one big ass vibrator
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[/quote]LOL...that would be one big ass vibrator [/QB][/quote]

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That really frightens me... Hey TG you can read that in at least two different ways. It really gave me a double take.

Read it again and see if you blush.

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LOL...that would be one big ass vibrator [/quote]

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That really frightens me... Hey TG you can read that in at least two different ways. It really gave me a double take.

Read it again and see if you blush.

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Old 09-13-2005, 06:54 AM   #16 (permalink)
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LOL...that would be one big ass vibrator [/quote]

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That really frightens me... Hey TG you can read that in at least two different ways. It really gave me a double take.

Read it again and see if you blush.

LOL

Peter [/QB][/quote]


LOL...ok, let me clarify...I meant 'very large', not referring to the orifice in which it could go...lol.
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