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Old 09-07-2005, 10:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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One of my clients was trying to deliver a document to me while I was in court. She told the court personnel who she was looking for and they told her about me shaving my head for my wife. They also mentioned how much grief they gave me. My client decided this was very sexy and began to hit on me when she saw me. I was hit on because I was a good husband. Isn't that ironic to quote an old song?
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Old 09-07-2005, 10:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Chicks dig guys that are taken, and faithful. Seriously. I've been hit on when girls find out how faithful I am to my GF. Women are freakin weird sometimes.
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Old 09-07-2005, 10:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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yes, ironic. but faithful husbands are sexy to women. At least I think so.
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Old 09-08-2005, 08:14 AM   #4 (permalink)
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It is ironic. If they were somehow able to capitalize on that attraction by landing you in bed, they will have removed the very thing about you that attracted them in the first place.
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Old 09-08-2005, 08:35 AM   #5 (permalink)
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It is ironic. If they were somehow able to capitalize on that attraction by landing you in bed, they will have removed the very thing about you that attracted them in the first place.
Hit the nail square on the head. Faithful men are a challenge and a forbidden fruit, which makes them sexy. I am as sexy as hell.

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It is ironic. If they were somehow able to capitalize on that attraction by landing you in bed, they will have removed the very thing about you that attracted them in the first place.
Hit the nail square on the head. Faithful men are a challenge and a forbidden fruit, which makes them sexy. I am as sexy as hell.

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Old 09-08-2005, 09:29 AM   #7 (permalink)
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It's also a signal to them that you are safe and stable...and trustworthy. Good for you. How is Mrs. |515?
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Old 09-08-2005, 10:27 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I'm not easy but I can be had! Well I'd like to think so anyway. However, as a colleague once said,"It's tempting, but it's not worth half of what I own."
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Known bull$hit is better than unknown bull$hit.
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It is ironic. If they were somehow able to capitalize on that attraction by landing you in bed, they will have removed the very thing about you that attracted them in the first place.
Hit the nail square on the head. Faithful men are a challenge and a forbidden fruit, which makes them sexy. I am as sexy as hell.

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Weird, I'm married with kids and never get hit on by hotties, or anyone else for that matter.

Oh, that's right... it's because I'm fugly. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 09-09-2005, 11:08 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I'm pretty ugly too. So it must be something else.
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I'm pretty ugly too. So it must be something else.
Aw, c'mon, we know it's not THAT.
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Some women say that all the good men are taken... I say the good men are made.
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Some women say that all the good men are taken... I say the good men are made.
OK, I'll bite: how are they made?
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Some women say that all the good men are taken... I say the good men are made.
OK, I'll bite: how are they made? [/quote]And then Chris said, "Oh look! A can with a picture of worms on it...AND a can opener?!?! I wonder what would happen if I....
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Some women say that all the good men are taken... I say the good men are made.
OK, I'll bite: how are they made? [/quote]And then Chris said, "Oh look! A can with a picture of worms on it...AND a can opener?!?! I wonder what would happen if I.... [/quote]LMFAO!! Yep. And in high school, I found out what happens when you stick tweezers in the outlet in bio lab.
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It is ironic. If they were somehow able to capitalize on that attraction by landing you in bed, they will have removed the very thing about you that attracted them in the first place.
Hit the nail square on the head. Faithful men are a challenge and a forbidden fruit, which makes them sexy. I am as sexy as hell.

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