For the most part my week has been pretty douchefree (that has to sound so gay). But sense its friday and I am going to bring forth the best display of douchebagness possible.
It happend last night as I was cleaning around the brand new power rack and a large large fellow whom I had conversed with few times before is doing decline situps close by. He sits up for a rest period and I say, "I love this new power rack we needed it so bad." "What? that thing took the place of the horizontal leg press, I'm fucking tired of this gym getting rid of good equipment and replacing it with shit", says Douche. I reply with, "Are you kidding me? You can do countless amount of quaility movements with the aid of a squat rack than you could ever do with a leg press and it promotes safety on top of that." "This gym is just all about looks and having new equipment no matter how useless it is, I'm sick of of them bringing in stuff like this, we didn't need a power rack", replies Douche. "We didn't even HAVE a power rack or squat rack or anything before we got this, we still have a leg press, we had two, now we have one", I reply. "Well whatever I still think this place is too commercial and has uselss equipment, there should be no windows and it should be 100 degrees in here", says Douche. "You think so?", I reply smiling as I'm walking off. "Hell yeah thats how you train serious", he replies. "Nods", as I walk off to get out of the conversation before I vomit.
None of what I said was made up, the words might not be exact in right order, but thats the conversation we had. Pretty cool huh? I guess I should hit the horizontal leg press in 100 degree temperatures so I can train serious and intense like real men do. Because training on shitty waste of money equipment like power racks in nonheat exhaustion pass out temperatures is for girls.
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