I need help with homework

Mike's Girl · 02-09-2005, 10:54 PM

Ok ok ok i put off this assignment untill i couldnt no more. I need a topic to write an essay on. The topic has to be big enough for me to write 500 words on it not including a an or the or prepostitions. But small enough where i dont prolong it to be drug out. A 500 word essay will take me about 20 min to write or type. I JUST NEED A TOPIC. Please be considerate and here is an idea of my teacher. SHE IS VERY GODLY and yet i think there is a freakish side to her, or there was and she is trying to hide it. She reminds me of one of those over baked women like in SOMETHING ABOUT MARY. Just with a twist of religion with snakes or something. So someone help me out with a topic. DECENT topic.

Keith S. · 02-09-2005, 10:56 PM

Is this a religion course or what kind of course is it?

Mike's Girl · 02-09-2005, 11:05 PM

English Comp II

Mike's Girl · 02-09-2005, 11:06 PM

oh yes it can be any type like an informative, argumentative, anything but be ligit...

TO LIGIT TO QUIT>>>HAMMER TIME OHHHHHHHHHHHOHHHHHHHH oHHHHHHHHOHHHHHHHHHHH

sorry flash back from the 90's

ninja · 02-09-2005, 11:08 PM

Why the evangelicals support Bush. Short and to the point.

Mike's Girl · 02-09-2005, 11:12 PM

hey now political views kinda touchy what if i told ya that might be offensive to me

hey ninja seems like your the only one who is helping me on this

Do you have msn or yahoo messenger?

RipStone · 02-09-2005, 11:14 PM

Here are some ideas...

-the death penatlty
-abortion
-obesity in America

Kaiser · 02-09-2005, 11:18 PM

-Interactions and friendships in a virtual internet forum

-multiculturalism: the divide between Arkansas and Lebanon

-the phenomenon of 'Million Dollar Baby'

-Oprah's influence on popular culture

-the changing of the seasons

How many ideas do you want? [img]smile.gif[/img]

ninja · 02-09-2005, 11:22 PM

Ooooh Million Dollar Baby, good good movie

Mike's Girl · 02-09-2005, 11:23 PM

ok ok ok thanx i thought about the death penalty and abortion but i know my teacher is prolife. Which doesnt matter if im writing a paper. So looks like the death penalty is a good option. Or Maybe i should just write about Lebanon. I really do love that place. oh its soo beautiful. OK THANX EVERYONE I GOT MY TOPIC. LEBANONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

poopy pants · 02-09-2005, 11:23 PM

$ Michael Jackson and why he should go to prison.

$ Kibbeh, what is it and why do I like it.

$ :PEEJ

$ Liberals: The Hidden Danger in the 21st Century.

$ Rednecks.

$ Charmin: Over the top, or underneath.

Mike's Girl · 02-09-2005, 11:27 PM

rednecks.... lol what is a red neck THAT would be funny on sooo many different levels

I think i might do it

I. Kay · 02-09-2005, 11:28 PM

or

$ Republicans: Clear and Present Danger in the 21st Century.

Kaiser · 02-09-2005, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chera:
Maybe i should just write about Lebanon. I really do love that place. oh its soo beautiful. OK THANX EVERYONE I GOT MY TOPIC. LEBANONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

You're welcome.

[the college instructor scores again with helping a co-ed with her topic. 2 for 2

]

Mike's Girl · 02-09-2005, 11:38 PM

college instructor

hmmm you might be helpful in the future.... better keep a tab on ya.

poopy pants · 02-09-2005, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chera:
rednecks.... lol what is a red neck THAT would be funny on sooo many different levels

I think i might do it

let me break it down for you even more....

Do rednecks live north of the Mason-Dixon?

A lab experiment on the redneck penchant for NASCAR.

The redneck laugh.

Hey redneck, what's with the trucker hat?

Budweiser and the need to own a pickup truck.

if ive pissed any rednecks off, too bad

poopy pants · 02-09-2005, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kaiser:

quote:
Originally posted by Chera:
Maybe i should just write about Lebanon. I really do love that place. oh its soo beautiful. OK THANX EVERYONE I GOT MY TOPIC. LEBANONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

You're welcome.

[the college instructor scores again with helping a co-ed with her topic. 2 for 2 ] [/quote]i'll bet the couch would be home for months if mrs. q read any of this. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Mike's Girl · 02-09-2005, 11:40 PM

Actually the term RED NECK means exactly what it say a person with a red neck. Now it refers to the people in the south cause they are known for their out door labor (hence the tan line when you take off your shirt and all you have is a red neck) as for the people in the north are BLUE COLLARS for the business way of life. But hell redneck jokes are funny

ninja · 02-09-2005, 11:42 PM

GIT-R-DONE

Were any of those directed at me, Mr. Soprano?

Kaiser · 02-09-2005, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chera:
college instructor hmmm you might be helpful in the future.... better keep a tab on ya.

Not full time Chera. I'm a businessman... just teach college management and marketing courses for kicks.

Mike's Girl · 02-09-2005, 11:43 PM

lol ..... y'all are horriable. THIS IS A FORUM [img]tongue.gif[/img] now im off to my homework be back in 30 min

poopy pants · 02-09-2005, 11:44 PM

www.urbandictionary.com

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poopy pants · 02-09-2005, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chera:
lol ..... y'all are horriable.

be glad you didnt venture into the CE forum two months ago

poopy pants · 02-09-2005, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nbjjku:
GIT-R-DONE

Were any of those directed at me, Mr. Soprano?

its not about you sport

ninja · 02-09-2005, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tony Soprano:

A lab experiment on the redneck penchant for NASCAR.

I'd be perfectly qualified for that study.

3 days until the Budweiser Shootout
11 days until the Daytona 500
God knows how long until I get to see it live again at the KS Speedway

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

poopy pants · 02-10-2005, 12:01 AM

sorry pal, rednecks, nascar, and ricky martin dont mix

phoney

Mike's Girl · 02-10-2005, 12:03 AM

RICKY MARTIN HA HA HA HA HA HA ok back to homework

Kevin T. · 02-10-2005, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nbjjku:

quote:
Originally posted by Tony Soprano:

A lab experiment on the redneck penchant for NASCAR.

I'd be perfectly qualified for that study.

3 days until the Budweiser Shootout
11 days until the Daytona 500
God knows how long until I get to see it live again at the KS Speedway

[img]tongue.gif[/img] [/quote]can't wait till Daytona

newman in the "#12 Alltell Dodge Charger" and jimmy in his "#48 lowes chevy monte carlo"

ninja · 02-10-2005, 07:25 PM

Did you just say you liked Jimmie Johnson?

You have to either like Home Depot or Lowe's. I am a Home Depot man, and have never set foot in a Lowe's store. Same with Pepsi and Coke, not a Gordon guy and Tony is sponsored by Coke, so I drink Coke.

FlyinM · 02-10-2005, 07:43 PM

Coke also goes better with the Jack Daniels car.