Okay, that does it

Phaedrus49er · 02-08-2005, 06:33 PM

Humanity is doomed to turn into worthless fat wastes of DNA:

http://www.sublimedirectory.com/stimes/lazychair.wmv

***WARNING*** CONTAINS SEXUAL CONTENT ***WARNING***

ninja · 02-08-2005, 06:46 PM

Now we are too lazy to get up to have sex. Great. Pretty soon we are going to have machines that handle our forks for us so all we have to do is open our mouths.

poopy pants · 02-08-2005, 07:08 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

i bet kuri has one of those

which directory do you like best ben?

Phaedrus49er · 02-08-2005, 07:34 PM

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Originally posted by Tony Soprano:
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

i bet kuri has one of those

which directory do you like best ben?

I gotta go with the "Sticky Movies." Nothing like live action

Ogedei · 02-08-2005, 08:19 PM

Holy crap and I thought the star wars geeks were bad.

Og.

OldGuy · 02-08-2005, 10:22 PM

That is freaking funny.

I. Kay · 02-08-2005, 10:30 PM

That's bizarre. Does it have a timer, too? Like a microwave... let's you know when you're done? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

FlyinM · 02-09-2005, 06:30 AM

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Originally posted by RockHard:
That's bizarre. Does it have a timer, too? Like a microwave... let's you know when you're done? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

LMFAO, Rock! Well, it might as well.

'Hey baby, You done?'

'I don't know, has the timer gone off yet?'

'I sure hope so, Leno is coming on'

What will they think of next?

Ogedei · 02-09-2005, 08:11 AM

Couldn't they just build TVs into the thing, one for the guy and one for the girl, maybe with headsets so you can fuck while watching your favorite shows?

Og.

I. Kay · 02-09-2005, 10:17 AM

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Originally posted by Ogedei:
so you can fuck while watching your favorite shows?

Og.

I do that already.

gregl515 · 02-09-2005, 10:34 AM

George on Seinfeld could do all that and eat a sandwich at the same time!

Ogedei · 02-09-2005, 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by RockHard:

quote:
Originally posted by Ogedei:
so you can fuck while watching your favorite shows?

Og.

I do that already. [/quote]but what if you and your lady have two different favorite shows on at the same time????

I give you the new improved SEX chair with new digital Dual TV-TUNER with matching dual digital 19" LCD panels!

I'm tellin' you we could sell it!

Og.

ninja · 02-09-2005, 01:28 PM

Especially if it was a 3 in 1 chair. I think the sticking point of it now is that you can only do one position. Think of the possibilities if you could do three or four positions.

Phaedrus49er · 02-09-2005, 02:49 PM

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Originally posted by nbjjku:
Especially if it was a 3 in 1 chair. I think the sticking point of it now is that you can only do one position. Think of the possibilities if you could do three or four positions.

Actually, the video shows two positions. I imagine it'd be difficult to get the woman on top unless it has an optional crank winch attachment

JavaJunkie · 02-09-2005, 06:36 PM

don't call the women winch's! that's not very nice

Phaedrus49er · 02-09-2005, 07:30 PM

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Originally posted by JavaJunkie:
don't call the women winch's! that's not very nice

Go check your spelling before you get all pissy, dear. W-E-N-C-H is what you call a woman. W-I-N-C-H is a cable-pulley system [img]tongue.gif[/img]

JavaJunkie · 02-09-2005, 07:58 PM

it was a joke, i'm not THAT blonde jeeeeez! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

Mike's Girl · 02-09-2005, 08:30 PM

i wonder if it has a cup holder.

FlyinM · 02-09-2005, 09:30 PM

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but what if you and your lady have two different favorite shows on at the same time????

Then you have 2 TVs and doggie style. No need for expensive hardware. [img]tongue.gif[/img]