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Old 02-08-2005, 05:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I've decided to abandon my exercise regimen so that I can spend all of my free time planning my next vacation. To where? Well, to here, of course!

I'm kidding. Really. That would be silly. Right?

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Old 02-08-2005, 05:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-08-2005, 08:14 PM   #3 (permalink)
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bahhahhahahahhahahhaha

"Wrong movie dipshit", man that is some funny ass comentary!

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There goes a couple of minutes of my life that I'll never get back.....

Jeeze....
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Old 02-08-2005, 09:17 PM   #5 (permalink)
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General Douchehelmet poses with Corky for his promotion to Gold Leader of Special Squadron...




Sorry, this picture and caption made me laugh my butt off.

P.S. Anyone else think the guy on the right looks like a priest?
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Old 02-08-2005, 09:37 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Hey Ninja,

That was my favorite one too. In fact, I had to leave my desk for a few minutes and calm down I was laughing so hard.

That one, and this one:

Wrong movie, dipshit...
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Old 02-08-2005, 09:49 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I thought Trekkies were bad until I saw this. And what's up with Spidey? He doesn't belong there at all.
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Old 02-08-2005, 09:50 PM   #8 (permalink)
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LMAO... my stomach hurts from laughing at the captions!

BTW Ninja, I thought the guy on the right looked a lot like Mark Hamill.
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I liked that one with Han Solo's lesbian half-sister.
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Princess Camel-toe? [img]smile.gif[/img] hahhahahha good times.

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While we're on the subject of worthless piles of DNA:

http://www.losers.org/

Enjoy, especially (stemming from the first link):

http://www.pixyland.org/
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LMAO!
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GAH! What's your special power? Killing erections?...

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