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Old 09-06-2005, 01:37 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I'm living with two girls this year, both grad students. Anyone who's heard horror stories from last year knows that just the fact that they're not psycho's is a huge leap forward.

But they're not just not psychos... they're f^%$&ing awesome! One of them is pretty cool, but not especially noteworthy.

The other is cute and horny as hell. Add me, divide by one house... that's a pretty dangerous equation!

The girl isn't just my roomate - her parents own the house we're living in, AND her dad was my pediatrician when i was a kid, and still is my brother's.

This could get really messy!
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Old 09-06-2005, 05:27 AM   #3 (permalink)
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AH youth! Have a memorable semester.
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AH youth! Have a memorable semester.
I second that. Don't do anything (or anyone [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) that we wouldnt Shark.
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Sounds like you're gonna have a good year Well, could be dangerous too. Remember it's early in the year...that crazy psycho bitch behavior could just be hiding for now.
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Old 09-06-2005, 08:19 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I echo JP's sentimnents. I hope your house is equiped with a digital camera. Please post pictures (of the girls)

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Old 09-06-2005, 08:20 AM   #7 (permalink)
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enjoy!! lol maybe now you found a cuddle buddy?
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Gosh shark....your post brings back memories! I roomed in college with two super hot chicks also. One was a nursing student (wow!) and the other was an english major (plain and simple girl).

Now the nursing student had one hot body, and the english major was, well, ok but not centerfold material.

But....which one do you think was the most "fun"?

I'll give you a hint....she is probably teaching grammer to a bunch of highschool kids right now. Boy, if her students only knew the things I know about her....

Ah shark.....have a blessed summer (sigh!)
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Can pediatricians perform vasectomies without permission?

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You're dead meat dude! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Go for the three way right away. If you only go for one right now the other will never join in later.

I'm glad FlyinM posted in this thread. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 09-06-2005, 11:38 AM   #14 (permalink)
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pics will be posted as soon as they're available. The "other" roomie isn't cute... at all. So the 3way's out! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Anyone who watches "The Real World" on MTV knows that this is going to get really messy, really quickly!
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pics will be posted as soon as they're available. The "other" roomie isn't cute... at all. So the 3way's out! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Let's hope she never reads this forum!
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Wow, i cant wait for college. Im a senior this year and i can tlel from the first day that this year is going to freaking rock.
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Quote:
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pics will be posted as soon as they're available. The "other" roomie isn't cute... at all. So the 3way's out! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Let's hope she never reads this forum! [/quote]LMAO. Wait till Shark inadvertently lets it slip that he hangs out in this forum one day over dinner and she decides to check it out. Your search capability, JP, will be Shark's downfall ...
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Your search capability, JP, will be Shark's downfall ...
You guys are giving sharky way too much credit.
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oooh ouch.

So uncalled for :/
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I believe Chris (shark) will seal the deal...
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Keith, i have full confidence in myself as well. We'll see though...
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Be sure to wear the hat, Chris!
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oh yes! the hat is dead sexy!!!!
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so the hat is my key to ass, hey?
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The "other" roomie isn't cute... at all. So the 3way's out! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Doesn't that depend on where you plan to put her face?

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so the hat is my key to ass, hey?
You just keep thinking that, dude. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

(Oh, and please report .... )
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The "other" roomie isn't cute... at all. So the 3way's out! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Doesn't that depend on where you plan to put her face?

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scary movies + hot roommate that scares easily = one hell of a combination
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nicely planned and executed, sharky!
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