JP Fitness Forums powered by fitness insite  
Google
 
Web forums.jpfitness.com

Go Back   JP Fitness Forums > Off Topic Section > Off Topic
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Mark Forums Read

Off Topic This is the place to talk about things NOT related to fitness.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 02-04-2005, 04:14 AM   #1 (permalink)
Farglesnot purveyor, YFS2
 
Phaedrus49er's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: CLT
Posts: 8,780
Post

You know it's going to be an odd day when the mustard on your morning breakfast sandwich tastes like ketchup.
__________________
No Magic Pill (the log)
My Movember page (yes, I'm slacking on pictures)
Phaedrus49er is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 02-04-2005, 10:31 AM   #2 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,004
Post

You use mustard in the morning?
bobby is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 02-04-2005, 10:37 AM   #3 (permalink)
~*~Chera~*~
 
Mike's Girl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Little Rock
Posts: 1,581
Post

wow ummm i hope you have strong tooth paste
__________________
Due Date:  07/07/09
Mike's Girl is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 02-04-2005, 12:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,004
Post

Ketchup on the other hand is good anytime on practically anything.
bobby is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 02-04-2005, 12:52 PM   #5 (permalink)
Remembering JPWJR49
 
FlyinM's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: FlyinM's House of Pain, Virginia
Posts: 4,464
Post

Mustard has it's place in my diet, but lunch is usually the first time of day that it surfaces. I don't think I could stomach it earlier, but that's just me.

But, come to think about it, when I was younger I had beer for breakfast......
__________________
Those that can't do teach. Those that can't teach consult. Deserve aka Gabe

'8 replies before the gutter! Good job Clubhouse!!!!!' Ninjabookey

Rest and relaxation can be a powerful “nothing” to propel us to greater achievements. Mahler

Stop listening to your wiener. He may want to go for a swim, but you haven't checked if the waters are shark infested yet. Ninjabookey

Don't be a vagina. Gobbla
FlyinM is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Old 02-04-2005, 01:24 PM   #6 (permalink)
Resident Cynic
 
OldGuy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Queens, NY
Posts: 10,697
Post

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
__________________
"A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have."

(* IAFJ = it's a fucking joke)

Blog
OldGuy is online now  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 02-04-2005, 01:37 PM   #7 (permalink)
I see banned people
 
hard_rox's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Northeast
Posts: 3,358
Post

Why does Hawaii have an interstate highway?
hard_rox is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 02-04-2005, 02:53 PM   #8 (permalink)
Hiro Protagonist
 
RedLefty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Houston, TX
Posts: 5,853
Post

When a man in mid-life crisis plays hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?

Gotta love Steven Wright...
__________________
Megaloi -- My Blog
"Every society honors its live conformists and its dead troublemakers."
- Mignon McLaughlin

My New Log -- Power of One -- Babysteps to the Unknown
RedLefty is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 02-04-2005, 03:57 PM   #9 (permalink)
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Switzerland
Posts: 22
Post

Why is there only one Antitrust Division ?
sofa guy is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 02-04-2005, 05:59 PM   #10 (permalink)
Remembering JPWJR49
 
FlyinM's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: FlyinM's House of Pain, Virginia
Posts: 4,464
Post

Gallagher pondered:


If your knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like?

Classic. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
__________________
Those that can't do teach. Those that can't teach consult. Deserve aka Gabe

'8 replies before the gutter! Good job Clubhouse!!!!!' Ninjabookey

Rest and relaxation can be a powerful “nothing” to propel us to greater achievements. Mahler

Stop listening to your wiener. He may want to go for a swim, but you haven't checked if the waters are shark infested yet. Ninjabookey

Don't be a vagina. Gobbla
FlyinM is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 02-04-2005, 06:31 PM   #11 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Montreal
Posts: 329
Post

Why did Kamikaze Pilots wear helmets??
If you can't spell a word, how are you supposed to look it up in the dictionary??
Spell it like it sounds?? scicollegeist??
__________________
"I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch!" Stewie Griffin
OtherOldguy is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 10:34 PM.

Features ...
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.2.0
Ad Management by RedTyger