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Old 09-23-2009, 09:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Happy brithday Flumen!!!
Have a wicked brithday Flumen you old man!!!!

Mabey lift like a maniac madman today for celebrating and get even wicked huger!!!!!
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Old 09-23-2009, 10:25 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2009, 10:45 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2009, 12:32 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I'd do legs with you Flumen, but my butt's already really wide.
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Old 09-23-2009, 12:33 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2009, 12:35 PM   #6 (permalink)
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In the name of the Father, myself and the Holy Spirit, have a nice birthday.
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Old 09-23-2009, 12:37 PM   #7 (permalink)
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In the question of who would win in a fight between a gorilla and a lion, Flumen beats them both.
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Old 09-23-2009, 12:39 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Flumen!

Happy Birthday! Or as they say on the bordher, Felize Cum play anus!
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Old 09-23-2009, 12:39 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Hey Flumen, wanna see my tits?
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Old 09-23-2009, 12:40 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Christ, Sarah, way to help empower women.
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Old 09-23-2009, 12:41 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Whoa there now Geraldine. I like boobs too.
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Old 09-23-2009, 12:42 PM   #12 (permalink)
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OMG! Jesus! It's you!!!

It's Judgment Day!

Hail High Holy Revelations!
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I'm waiting...
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Old 09-23-2009, 12:45 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Wait a second, we campaigned together for two months and just because it's Flumen's birthday he gets a peek?

I'm old! You know I can't get it up anymore!
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My stars!! I hope Flumen is around here!!!
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Old 09-23-2009, 12:49 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2009, 12:51 PM   #17 (permalink)
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It's Judgment Day!

Hail High Holy Revelations!
Calm the fuck down Huckabee.

The Wi-Fi at this altitude is spotty. I've got a good signal today.
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Whoooooo! Ain't no party like a birthday party!

It's living scenery time!
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The Wi-Fi at this altitude is spotty. I've got a good signal today.
Dude, I totally feel you. The wireless internet on Xenu's spaceship is horrible.
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I put my hands up they're playin' my song, the butterflies fly away!

Rockin' my head like yeah, movin' my hips like yeah

Happy Birthday sexy! Call me!
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Dis shit iz wack yo

Mike Vick all like "whaaaaat?"

Who da fuck is Geraldine Ferraro?
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And count Mike Vick in da camp of wantin' to see dem boobies

I saw dat Nalin Palin vid in da pen, but dat ain't her
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I saw dat Nalin Palin vid in da pen, but dat ain't her
Cynic sent me the link to that video. I still have it on my hard drive.

And Sarah, I appreciate you barracudaing the ball like a point guard to Sean Parnell. May God bless him and that he carries on the legacy of SP I.

However, he is not nearly as hot as you.

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This thread is whack yo, but the Presidential Debate was better.
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Flumens gonna set the JP record for happy brithday wishings!!
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