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Old 06-14-2009, 02:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 06-14-2009, 02:47 PM   #2 (permalink)
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"Being a big guy has it's advantages - and it's disadvantages".

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Old 06-14-2009, 06:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm still waiting for the 3 shells. I really just need to know how that would work.
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I'm still waiting for the 3 shells. I really just need to know how that would work.
Nice reference!

That movie was so prescient. Not so much with the shells or the holier-than-thou society experiment, but it had Schwarzenegger as a powerful politician.
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"Being a big guy has it's advantages - and it's disadvantages".

Too fucking funny.
this made me burst out laughing in the office
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Old 06-16-2009, 02:17 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I'm still waiting for the 3 shells. I really just need to know how that would work.
so, my only problem is figuring out the third. i've always assumed there's one for wash and one for dry. it's the third one that's stymied me. (unless it's so easy you just have to look at some gross jokes from the era… but in that case you'd only need the third one in the ladies room)

maybe it's powder.
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Old 06-16-2009, 02:33 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Stallone: OK, this may be bordering on the grotesque, but the way it was explained to me by the writer is you hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third. You asked for it…. Be careful what you ask for, sorry.

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Nah, there are tiny anti-bacterial ninjas inside who jump out and "BANZAII-KUMATE!!!" those butt nuggets into oblivion.

Remember, it's the future. There's no scraping in the future.
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Hey Nick, has the one you ordered arrived yet? Have you mastered the 'technique'?
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