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Old 05-26-2009, 09:28 PM   #91 (permalink)
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Why, yes I have. Now I have to strike a deal with Aoife to keep the ploy alive one more year.
I take cash, itunes cards, and blackmail-worthy pics of other people. In exchange, I can come up with any story you want, even a pic of you petting a kitty and a puppy while kissing a baby and building a habitat house, all while not even bumping anyone with your gynormous schlong.
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Old 05-27-2009, 07:01 AM   #92 (permalink)
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I take cash, itunes cards, and blackmail-worthy pics of other people. In exchange, I can come up with any story you want, even a pic of you petting a kitty and a puppy while kissing a baby and building a habitat house, all while not even bumping anyone with your gynormous schlong.
That's a good skill to have.
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Old 05-27-2009, 08:58 AM   #93 (permalink)
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The only rule of Diaper Fight Club is you must be young or old enough to wear a diaper, eh?
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yay! thanks everyone for being so COOL! jt and i had so much fun. and mahler, i had my doubts about my boyfriend as well when he wanted that shirt the second we stepped into a store in the Castro (gay district in San Francisco), but i think he's still attracted to me as a straight man 'ought to be

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Old 05-27-2009, 10:06 AM   #94 (permalink)
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Don't make me come down there and whup you.
*pffft* Hell, I need to get UP THERE sometime. Lots of visiting to do in VA/DC.
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Old 05-27-2009, 04:40 PM   #95 (permalink)
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I take cash, itunes cards, and blackmail-worthy pics of other people. In exchange, I can come up with any story you want, even a pic of you petting a kitty and a puppy while kissing a baby and building a habitat house, all while not even bumping anyone with your gynormous schlong.
You know, add in getting stuck kitty cats out of trees and walking little old ladies across the intersection, and you pretty much have me spot on already.
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Old 05-27-2009, 04:42 PM   #96 (permalink)
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*pffft* Hell, I need to get UP THERE sometime. Lots of visiting to do in VA/DC.
So, you'd drive up here to get your ass whupped?
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Old 05-27-2009, 04:45 PM   #97 (permalink)
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So, you'd drive up here to get your ass whupped?
He'd ride anywhere to get it whupped… he's totally into that.
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Old 05-27-2009, 05:52 PM   #98 (permalink)
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He'd ride anywhere to get it whupped… he's totally into that.
Yeah, first stop: RDU.
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thank JP for not deleting my old account! In regards to the "Manwhore" shirt, lets just say Nancy pays me well!

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Old 05-28-2009, 11:35 AM   #100 (permalink)
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I take it that you like sleeping on the couch?
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Old 05-28-2009, 12:00 PM   #101 (permalink)
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Yeah, first stop: RDU.
Bring it, beeyotch. I need someone to mow my lawn.
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Old 05-28-2009, 12:48 PM   #102 (permalink)
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As long as the payment is worthwhile.
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As long as the payment is worthwhile.
1/2 a can of PBR and some veggie burgers? Maybe day-old pizza?
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Just the pizza, thanks.
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Old 05-30-2009, 10:45 AM   #105 (permalink)
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man, that was totally awsum. it might have even cleared my headache.
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was choking watching that video.
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That video was hilarious.
Check this one out.
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O.M.G. That is totally why I belong to this board. That was hilarious!!!!!
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Top this!!!







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Summit song reference.
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While this may be true, my dear, what makes you on this board is what you contribute!!!
Ah but I am still just a young grasshopper, sensei...

This won't top it, but it's a good one.
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Can you top a literal Rick roll???


(although I also like this one)
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If THIS is what I'm getting for my money, I'll be there for sure.
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Whatdyamean "misspelling"?? Bloody Americans ....
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