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Old 04-15-2009, 06:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 04-15-2009, 06:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL.

I love this one of Ronnie...conjuring up some breakfast

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Old 04-15-2009, 07:28 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Wait wait wait...So the dude eats oatmeal from a packet with cheese on it (WTF) but avoids egg yolks?
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Old 04-15-2009, 07:31 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I assumed the stuff in the packets was grits
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Old 04-15-2009, 07:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Oh it could be, I am from Canada...we don't get those
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Old 04-15-2009, 11:46 PM   #6 (permalink)
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It's all the fault of No-Xplode. Nobody can take that, not even Ronny, and refrain from such wickedry. Think of the children!!!
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Old 04-16-2009, 12:32 AM   #7 (permalink)
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1. Taking the Lord's name in vain is more than saying "God damn it." Taking the Lord's name in vain is doing something bad in God's name or saying that you do something bad and saying it's not bad; it's "God's will."

2. It's cheese grits.

3. Thanks, Jill. That was 3 minutes and 33 seconds of boring.
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No self-respecting Southerner uses instant grits.
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Old 04-16-2009, 10:59 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Man, I really hope the OP was being snarky.
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Old 04-16-2009, 12:04 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Man, I really hope the OP was being snarky.
Of course I was. I agree with most of comments on youtube that this guy needs to find something better to do with his life. Check out some of his other videos for a good laugh. I especially liked the one about sex used in advertising. There are actually companies willing to use sex to sell a product, big shocker there!
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo oooh, I had to read the YouTube comments? Yeah, I never do that. Nothing sensible happens after the third one
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Old 04-17-2009, 09:39 AM   #13 (permalink)
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The youtube comments are pretty funny actually...especially since he marks some of them as spam even tho they stay up there and we can still read them. Mmmmm I miss my morning cheese grits and egg whites...*sigh*
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Jeez... No kidding on the boring part!

You'd think that for all the money he has made that he'd have a nicer kitchen. I guess all of his proceeds go back into "expenses."
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Jeez... No kidding on the boring part!

You'd think that for all the money he has made that he'd have a nicer kitchen. I guess all of his proceeds go back into "expenses."
"Expenses" can be expensive.
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Old 04-19-2009, 06:07 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Or to his bentley and raised hummer he drives around
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Paid for by Satan I'm sure.

And by more than a few bros dumb enough to buy whatever supplements Ronnie claims he uses.
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