Thumbs up for ROL Bus and other "reality" TV

tkinsley · 03-16-2009, 10:40 AM

OK, I just gotta say... when you wonder if it might be possible to catch an STD through your TV screen, you KNOW a show is skanktastic. Truly the trashiest TV whorebag assortment EVAH for good ole Bret Michaels. Emphasis on "ole". Dude looks rough.

Next debacles to keep an eye out for:

1. Daisy of Love--yeah, she looks like a muppet, but I'll still watch it.
2. Tough Love--caught the series premiere and hahahahahaha! It's definitely a TiVo-worthy item

VH1=cotton candy for the brain.

ninja · 03-16-2009, 03:01 PM

Battle of the Bods

Deserve · 03-16-2009, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by tkinsley

OK, I just gotta say... when you wonder if it might be possible to catch an STD through your TV screen, you KNOW a show is skanktastic. Truly the trashiest TV whorebag assortment EVAH for good ole Bret Michaels. Emphasis on "ole". Dude looks rough.

Next debacles to keep an eye out for:

1. Daisy of Love--yeah, she looks like a muppet, but I'll still watch it.
2. Tough Love--caught the series premiere and hahahahahaha! It's definitely a TiVo-worthy item

VH1=cotton candy for the brain.

When you watch TV you don't BS on the brain rot quotient. No Nova for you. Just straight ooze brain through the nose material. Very nice. I always thought you were too smart any way.

tkinsley · 03-16-2009, 05:10 PM

Haha! I need downtime for my brain or I'm gonna fry my circuits. This type of blithering shyte does nicely.

L'ilJ · 03-16-2009, 07:43 PM

OMG...I feel like I need a Silkwood shower after I watch that show. Have you ever seen so many bad boob jobs, cheap hair extensions, horrendous skin and horrible tatoos in one place? Ugh. Watch it in HD at your own risk!

Bytsi · 03-16-2009, 07:54 PM

Have to say I don't watch the specific ones you mentioned, but I'm all for brain junk-food as a destressor and escape from reality. I read "Us" or "People" on the stairmaster, so there ya go! And I am addicted to "Real Housewives of..."

chris_f · 03-17-2009, 08:46 AM

I'm with you, Bytsi, though my favorite MTV show is Rob Dydrek's Fantasy Factory.

ninja · 03-17-2009, 11:05 AM

you read US and People on the stairmaster too?

chris_f · 03-17-2009, 04:04 PM

yes... and i'm a hamster who lifts weights

gregl515 · 03-17-2009, 04:14 PM

Skankalicious!

GinnyLou · 03-18-2009, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by chris_f

I'm with you, Bytsi, though my favorite MTV show is Rob Dydrek's Fantasy Factory.

LOVE this show. I was bummed when Rob & Big wasn't coming back, but this is a nice replacement.

I gave up on ROL after last season. I did giggle at the muppet comparison with Daisy - I knew she looked like someone.

tkinsley · 03-18-2009, 01:30 PM

And, that reminds me.... Tiffany Pollard/AKA "New York" looks like Janice from the muppets. To a frikkin' t.

missjane · 03-18-2009, 01:40 PM

ROL is my fave. And for sure "Tough Love" is on my radar.

Those ROL girls couldn't be any skankier.

Fave quote from ROL, thus far. From an evicted skank:

"I guess Brett just doesn't like girls who get drunk and lay on speed bumps"

Love that show. Can't wait to see the show where the exes come on.....hope I didn't miss it.

tkinsley · 03-18-2009, 05:45 PM

You missed it, lady!
It was spectacular. Must-see TV. The ex of Brittanya is a little punk ass fool, and the ex of what's her name, oh jeez, the one who looks like a skankier blond Juliette Lewis... he is just scary looking.

Don't worry, it will be on fifty more times this week alone. The quote of the week from this episode is "No one pulls my p***y". Watch it, you'll see. LOL.

missjane · 03-19-2009, 08:59 AM

Oh, I can't believe my DVR let me down!!!! I'm going to find it tonight so I can get it recorded!!

L'ilJ · 03-20-2009, 07:02 AM

Oooooh, it's a good one. One ex has head-to-toe prison tattoos. Apparently, they have a kid together and I'm just thinking, what if they were your parents?

tkinsley · 03-20-2009, 11:30 AM

Massive therapy bills, comin' right up.

missjane · 03-21-2009, 08:05 PM

OK, catching up.....saw the ROL "exes" show.....good stuff!

Now, I am watching the first Tough Love....gonna be another good one, for sure!

ark · 03-22-2009, 12:33 AM

I LOVE ROL!! I can't get enough of that darn show!!!! The girls are so slutty! I've never known anyone to act the way these girls do on the show!!! I bet their mommas are proud!!!!!!!! lol

I'm also a huge fan of The Bad Girl's Club.... another terrible hot mess of girls!!

ark · 03-22-2009, 12:34 AM

BTW... Miss jane.. I love your puppy!!! So cute!

Deserve · 03-25-2009, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by ark

The girls are so slutty! I've never known anyone to act the way these girls do on the show!!!

I spent most of my early 20's looking for them. I didn't find them either.

tkinsley · 03-25-2009, 09:54 AM

Atta boy though, Gabe... had you been successful in your slut hunt, who knows what STDs you might have encountered.

*shudder*

kuri · 03-25-2009, 10:46 AM

Guess I'm the only one disappointed with Fantasy Factory - doesn't have the ghetto factor of Big n Rob.

However MTV's Bully Beatdown instantly became the only "reality" show I'll watch. Jason "Mayhem" Miller is pretty funny and who doesn't love watching some douchy meatheads that think they are tough get tooled by a pro fighter?

Cotton Candy for the brain indeed.

tkinsley · 03-25-2009, 12:25 PM

Ooooh!
That sounds like goooood mental fluff. Wouldn't it be great if the douches from Tool Academy got recruited for that treatment?

OK, I am definitely watching too much of this crap....

fred · 03-25-2009, 12:59 PM

American speak no compute...

Deserve · 03-25-2009, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by tkinsley

Atta boy though, Gabe... had you been successful in your slut hunt, who knows what STDs you might have encountered.

*shudder*

Yeah too bad.

I wouldn't change a thing. Then it might turn our differently. All said and told I'm a pretty happy guy.

GG300 · 03-25-2009, 01:22 PM

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Have you ever seen so many bad boob jobs, cheap hair extensions,

Vegas when there is a big fight in town.