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Old 07-03-2008, 01:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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pretty darn funny.

if you listen about 3/4 in, he tells her he's only interested if she's psychologically normally ... I love that

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Old 07-03-2008, 01:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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"I'm giving you an opportunity here." *Yeah, to get the hell away ASAP!*

"I'm one of the few men in the city who has nothing wrong with him...I'm giving you a deadline here." Then he tells her she's probably passive-aggressive!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What an idiot!
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Old 07-03-2008, 02:14 PM   #3 (permalink)
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well, it does get him a lot of woman
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Old 07-03-2008, 02:46 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I have had whole dates when I haven't spoken that much.
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the voice sounds very much like that creepy dude Mystery from VH1's the pickup artist.

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I heard this the other day. Could not stop rolling.

"I'm quite a catch."
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He lives in Toronto. He used to be a doctor.

Russ. Do you have something to tell us?
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Old 07-03-2008, 05:19 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Too bad he's looking for someone psychologically normal. (I had to look up that clinical term too, after I looked up "passive-aggressive disorder") Too funny.
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Old 07-03-2008, 05:25 PM   #9 (permalink)
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This was on our biggest national radio station this morning, they thought it was a spoof of that david d'angelo guy
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Old 07-03-2008, 06:04 PM   #10 (permalink)
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He lives in Toronto. He used to be a doctor.

Russ. Do you have something to tell us?

I noticed the 416 area code, so I figured he's from here. No idea who he is, though
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Old 07-03-2008, 06:17 PM   #11 (permalink)
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"I'm completely single..."

WEIRD???
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Old 07-03-2008, 07:06 PM   #12 (permalink)
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This guy reminds me of Allerious...
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I heard this on the local radio show yesterday. Freak'n hilarious!!!!!
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What's so funny? That was me.

And I ended up with her!?!?! See it can work out for a not-quite-all-mentally-there girl.

(Yes, Otto is a greek name and Olga or whatever is just a nickname for Aoife.)
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What's so funny? That was me.

And I ended up with her!?!?! See it can work out for a not-quite-all-mentally-there girl.

(Yes, Otto is a greek name and Olga or whatever is just a nickname for Aoife.)
Aoife's other name is Bertha, not Olga.

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why was that so weird??
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I heard this on the local radio show yesterday. Freak'n hilarious!!!!!
didn't realize you guys had radios in Iowa? guess it's just the talking pictures you're waiting on?
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didn't realize you guys had radios in Iowa? guess it's just the talking pictures you're waiting on?
How else are they supposed to hear the farmer's almanac and Saturday morning swap show?
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How else are they supposed to hear the farmer's almanac and Saturday morning swap show?
My grandparents lived in asall town that had all that on the local radio station. It was a hoot to listen to.
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Oh you guys are a riot! Actually, there is a station here that has the almanac and swap show. I remember my grandparents listening to it when I was a kid. I can only assume they still have it now.
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I can see that working, if the chick names are lefty and righty.

A threesome in his pockets.
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I can see that working, if the chick names are lefty and righty.

A threesome in his pockets.
Might that be a red lefty?
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