Please allow others to work in if you're supersetting
Please wipe the bench when you're finished
But how about the ones that make you think, 'seriously, people do that often enough to merit a sign? gross.'
Like this:
NO spitting in the fountain
or
NO blowing your nose in the shower
There are the same people that force us to have stupid labels on boxes, like 'Do NOT insert into bodily orifices while the unit is heated' on curling irons or 'Do NOT use while in the shower' on toasters.
Right?
Do you remember... This is an obscure one but...
On the side of the box, I remember from my Superman costume, it actually said:
"Do not attempt to fly!"
They printed that as a warning
'cause kids would put it on and... going off the roofs.
I love the idea of the kid who's stupid enough to think he actually is Superman
but smart enough to check that box before he goes off the roof.
"Let me see if it says anything about me being Superman..."
"Oh, wait a second here, I..."
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And major action will certainly make you feel a bit uncomfortable, which is absolutely fine. You've gotta get excited about feeling uncomfortable, you've gotta love feeling slightly uncomfortable, because you know that you're stepping outside the boundaries that you used to create.
Zach Even-Esh
I've made some huge mistakes, but they were necessary, because without them I wouldn't have learned anything.
-Dave Tate
In recent weeks, my gym actually starting posting signs to only use one machine at a time. I guess I can't superset my hip adductions and abductions Of course, they also say that the machines are for use by one person at a time. I don't even want to know what went on to inspire that one.
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But how about the ones that make you think, 'seriously, people do that often enough to merit a sign? gross.'
Like this:
NO spitting in the fountain
or
NO blowing your nose in the shower
the other morning in the weight room of the gym (a rather nice place) a guy, leans over the trash can (at least he did that much) and pushes one half of his nose, and blows a snotter into the can. I had to look away to: 1) hide the look of utter disgust on my face and 2) at 5 am I was afraid that might actually make me hurl after lifting heavy weights.
In recent weeks, my gym actually starting posting signs to only use one machine at a time. I guess I can't superset my hip adductions and abductions Of course, they also say that the machines are for use by one person at a time. I don't even want to know what went on to inspire that one.
I've heard stories of people getting bizzay in the gym ... makes me want to vomit.
In recent weeks, my gym actually starting posting signs to only use one machine at a time. I guess I can't superset my hip adductions and abductions Of course, they also say that the machines are for use by one person at a time. I don't even want to know what went on to inspire that one.
speaking of inspiration, and no I don't anymore, but when I used to occasion a tanning bed, there were signs in the individual rooms to the effect: "please don't relieve yourself in the tanning rooms; there are restrooms in the back of the store." Yeah, don't tan for so many reasons now ...
I've heard stories of people getting bizzay in the gym ... makes me want to vomit.
I've seen those pornos. It'd just be nice if I KNEW they disinfected afterward (also before for their benefit, but definitely after).
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speaking of inspiration, and no I don't anymore, but when I used to occasion a tanning bed, they were signs in the individual rooms to the effect: "please don't relieve yourself in the tanning rooms; there are restrooms in the back of the store." Yeah, don't tan for so many reasons now ...
"Relieve" in what sense? Wait, nevermind, strike that question from the record.
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If the gym is closed and no one else is around, that's one thing. But if there are other members there (hehe, members) then that's just a good choice gone wrong.
We are talking about two players from opposing teams, right?
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And major action will certainly make you feel a bit uncomfortable, which is absolutely fine. You've gotta get excited about feeling uncomfortable, you've gotta love feeling slightly uncomfortable, because you know that you're stepping outside the boundaries that you used to create.
Zach Even-Esh
I've made some huge mistakes, but they were necessary, because without them I wouldn't have learned anything.
-Dave Tate
In recent weeks, my gym actually starting posting signs to only use one machine at a time. I guess I can't superset my hip adductions and abductions Of course, they also say that the machines are for use by one person at a time. I don't even want to know what went on to inspire that one.
Further to that, there was a young fellow on the abductor machine last night. It took all my self-control to not laugh at him.
If the gym is closed and no one else is around, that's one thing. But if there are other members there (hehe, members) then that's just a good choice gone wrong.
We are talking about two players from opposing teams, right?
I've seen the resulting video(s), not the in-the-making phase. The gym setting is always empty, though, so I'm guessing this is done after-hours if in a gym at all (more likely in some cheap-as-hell studio setting). I'd bust a nut--er, gut laughing if I caught this with others around and during normal operating hours. I can just imagine the loudspeaker call just as I'm at the bottom of a heavy squat: "Could someone on staff come fluff Bob, please?" Awesome.
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Further to that, there was a young fellow on the abductor machine last night. It took all my self-control to not laugh at him.
That's something that's killed me about all this video of Roger Clemens in training. Invariably, whenever they show a montage while discussing the steroids case, one of the clips will have him on the good-girl machine.
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And major action will certainly make you feel a bit uncomfortable, which is absolutely fine. You've gotta get excited about feeling uncomfortable, you've gotta love feeling slightly uncomfortable, because you know that you're stepping outside the boundaries that you used to create.
Zach Even-Esh
I've made some huge mistakes, but they were necessary, because without them I wouldn't have learned anything.
-Dave Tate
no spitting in the bubbla makes sense. usually it won't be washed away. i dont' have a problem with much in the shower as long as it can be taken down the drain
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wow - with one word you took me back to 4th grade where my teacher was a Boston transplant and used some different words for common objects than we Calif kids did. Not to mention the odd habit of taking "r"s out of some words and then randomly adding them to the end of other words.
Please allow others to work in if you're supersetting
Please wipe the bench when you're finished
But how about the ones that make you think, 'seriously, people do that often enough to merit a sign? gross.'
Like this:
NO spitting in the fountain
or
NO blowing your nose in the shower
There are the same people that force us to have stupid labels on boxes, like 'Do NOT insert into bodily orifices while the unit is heated' on curling irons or 'Do NOT use while in the shower' on toasters.
Right?
Just be lucky you work in a gym that knows what supersets are
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And major action will certainly make you feel a bit uncomfortable, which is absolutely fine. You've gotta get excited about feeling uncomfortable, you've gotta love feeling slightly uncomfortable, because you know that you're stepping outside the boundaries that you used to create.
Zach Even-Esh
I've made some huge mistakes, but they were necessary, because without them I wouldn't have learned anything.
-Dave Tate
my gym has a no yelling sign which i thought was odd until one day i was in the gym and there were these dudes on a squat machine with their knees wrapped and i would guess all of the weight in the gym on the bar and they were doing squats and screaming their heads off each rep. so eventually someone must have complained bc one of the trainers came over to ask them to keep their voices down and they got mad and left.
we have signs about not dropping the weights, no spitting in the fountains, no shoes in the sauna. normal stuff. and btw there are very few things that make me want to hurl more than going to take a drink from the fountain and seeing a huge wad of nasty green phlegm in the water fountain just inches from where your face was about to be. a bunch of savages in this town.
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Of course, they also say that the machines are for use by one person at a time. I don't even want to know what went on to inspire that one.
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