I've been watching and reading in CE for months now, and I know there are times where you feel out of place, so I thought I would get you somethings to help you fit in better.
I'll lead with my best gift: a tin foil covered girl!!
A tin foil hat for yourself:
a tin foil hat for your house:
a tin foil covered steel toed boot: (to help you get back in the gym, of course)
And just in case JP ever lets emoticons back into CE:
Finally, when you just aren't feeling the love down in CE, you can always remember that RedWifey sends you love wrapped in tin foil:
First, I'm buying you a state of the art, brand new home gym:
And a new dolly, just so you don't have to drag any more equipment across the street:
Now in your new gym, you can do as many lunges as you want (Hopefully not 50 more in one set!):
And a nice shiny wheelchair to roll out of that gym if you DO all those lunges!
Now, we all know how COLD it is down there in Little Rock, so I've also set up a nice, warm get away to Tahiti for you:
And, all the dessert you can handle down there:
Happy Holidays Jimbo, I hope you have a fantastic year. All of our thoughts are with you and your family my friend.
Eric
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"It's what you've got inside that matters. The details and technological things will take you only so far. You still have to pedal the bike. Some people are always looking for the magic secret. There's no secret. Just bust your ass." -Dave Zabriskie
Cause I know you fell in love with that Nissan Murano, I thought you'd really enjoy a brand, spanking new 2009 Murano.... sorry no PINK exterior
Next, I know Nick found this for you, but you're my Secret Santa, so what the heck:
And to make the pink package complete:
Yes, I know that's probably enough, but I saved one more for you.
Does coffee taste better when it comes from a pink, crystal encrusted espresso maker? Well, probably not, but at least the shocking pink sparkles of this Nespresso Essenza will help wake you up in the morning, delivering the kind of visual kick that coffee itself just can't manage. It's $1,000, so you'll have to be pretty dedicated to either your caffeine or your pink sparkly things to want to buy it: if you do, remember only 100 have been made, so you better get in quick. It's available to buy at the Nespresso Boutique Bar on Madison Avenue in New York, and there's also a black version, if you don't like the pink.
Merry Christmas JJ and have a happy and safe New Year!!!
I know you have a strong opinion, and would love nothing more then to squat the universe. So I decided to start off with this......
A squat rack
After you finish squating I think you should have your favorite post workout snack....
HARDEE'S New Breakfast Burrito, thats 780 calories of goodness!!!!
ENOUGH WITH THE LIFTING STUFF...............
While you are indulging in your burrito you can shop for all the DVD's and Music you want with a limitless gift card from Amazon.......
And finally, since I know you really like music, I give you any concert ticket you want to any concert in the WORLD!!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS Alcoholiday
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"Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever."
-Lance Armstrong-
"Hard work beats talent everytime."
-Tony Dungy-
"If you can see yourself doing something you can achieve it." Dave Goggins
"I would rather leave it all out there then not go out there at all." Dave Goggins(Ultramarathon runner)
__________________ The trick is in what one emphasizes. We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves happy. The amount of work is the same. -- Carlos Castaneda
Your Secret Santa adventure starts on December 28 with an all expenses paid trip to sunny Las Vegas where you will be staying at the action packed Mandalay Bay Casino and Resort
While there you will be staying in the spacious Media Suite.
Not that you will spending much time in your suite because as soon as you rest up from your flight you are off for a night on the town with none other than the UFC Octagon girls Sonoma,
and Arianny
Who will be escorting you to Mandalay Bay's famous Auerole restaurant for Dinner
and then off clubbing at Wynn's "Blush" night club
after dancing and partying all night the girls will return you to your suite so that you can relax and unwind or enjoy the Casino. But don't use up all your energy as you will need to be back up and running the next evening as you have ring side seats to
Your UFC fight package includes the company of Sonoma for the evening as well as a pre fight chat with Chuck Liddel
Have a wonderful Holiday.
__________________ -50# by 4/1/10 2 down 48 to go.
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"It's what you've got inside that matters. The details and technological things will take you only so far. You still have to pedal the bike. Some people are always looking for the magic secret. There's no secret. Just bust your ass." -Dave Zabriskie
Flippen' 'eck!!!! That's excellent! I'll be having a very Merry Xmas! Thanks mate!
Oh and OOOOh!!!! AAAggghhhh!!!!
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Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable. -- Sidney J. Harris
Lol....Yeah I'm getting a bit worried about next year - none of the lads seem as keen anymore - so it might be just me and Torro!
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Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable. -- Sidney J. Harris
THE OFFICIAL 2007 SECRET SANTA GIFTS THREAD
Does coffee taste better when it comes from a pink, crystal encrusted espresso maker? Well, probably not, but at least the shocking pink sparkles of this Nespresso Essenza will help wake you up in the morning, delivering the kind of visual kick that coffee itself just can't manage. It's $1,000, so you'll have to be pretty dedicated to either your caffeine or your pink sparkly things to want to buy it: if you do, remember only 100 have been made, so you better get in quick. It's available to buy at the Nespresso Boutique Bar on Madison Avenue in New York, and there's also a black version, if you don't like the pink.
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