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Old 10-01-2007, 09:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
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He was an asshole beforehand. I'm not sure why, he just was.
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Old 10-01-2007, 09:18 PM   #3 (permalink)
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He was an asshole beforehand. I'm not sure why, he just was.
he now is even more.

you don't steal Minka Kelly from me!
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There's always Melissa Theuriau. Or are you over her?
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Old 10-01-2007, 09:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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she's so last year.

She's got nothing on Lyla Garrity. (although I swear I would hate someone like Lyla Garrity in real life.)
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Niiiicccceeee!!!!

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Old 10-01-2007, 09:31 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Niiiicccceeee!!!!

You should know how to play the guitar.

HELLO!

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Eh, I wouldn't say no, but you can have her. I'll take Catherine Heigl
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Face it, Nick.
She was never yours to begin with.

It was not meant to be.
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My dad taught me the old saying goes this way:

If you love something, let it go.
If it comes back three months later with herpes, it is no longer yours.
If it doesn't come back, it never was yours to begin with.
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Old 10-02-2007, 12:30 PM   #11 (permalink)
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My dad taught me the old saying goes this way:

If you love something, let it go.
If it comes back three months later with herpes, it is no longer yours.
If it doesn't come back, it never was yours to begin with.
in this context though, how can someone "come back" if she never was here in the first place?

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Says the man who started the thread title with the words "my girl."

Get off my internet.
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Says the man who started the thread title with the words "my girl."

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She's nothing to write home about, in my opinion. The French girl is much better.
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you wanna fight?
Remember the shin-kicking threat? Don't temp me, mister..

Seriously though, she's got nothing on the French chick. I think you're just in love with her character on that show cause she's a cheerleader and wears that short skirt. :p
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Seriously though, she's got nothing on the French chick. I think you're just in love with her character on that show cause she's a cheerleader and wears that short skirt. :p
I think you're implying something. :p

(Minka speaks english and she's a brunette. Those two characteristics trump French and blonde.)
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I think you're implying something. :p

(Minka speaks english and she's a brunette. Those two characteristics trump French and blonde.)
Ok, I googled here...I guess she's not that bad. I still stand by my short-skirt theory though.
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Ok, I googled here...I guess she's not that bad. I still stand by my short-skirt theory though.
one thing that scares me is she possibly has kankles. kankles scare me.
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Ok, I googled here...I guess she's not that bad. I still stand by my short-skirt theory though.
You just don't like her because of her socks.
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Maybe it not the socks, but lack of ankles.
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She looks happy in that picture.
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I'm sorry. She's a pretty girl but in the universe of TV's pretty girls she's not all that.
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Yup, Melissa's the bomb.
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Kate is a workout fiend, which is hot, but what's not hot is the cigarette habit.
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You know, you keep finding excuses to cross women off the list. All that will do is keep your forearms nice and strong.
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